Allen Clary

Alleged writer, recovering Texan, rumored Californian. // “Fresh Twitter, who dis?”

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@charli_xcx SPRING BREAKERS AT @aclfestival #DUIstare #whocares

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

Is anyone calling him Don-ica Lewinsky yet? #Trump

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

Look what she made him do.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Says the smallest man who ever lived.

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@AaronTomarchio @Bonobos @WSJ I am dealing with the exact same thing right now.

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@zachlanebryan Anyone know what the ticket limit will be? Trying to plan with friends.

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@keithedwards Go live again!

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@TheKandyMuse Yay, Jimbo!!!!!

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

Fixed it.

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@cadlymack A.I. wins this round.

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@itslizhannah You Are Not Serious Pierogis
The Disgusting Bratwursts
Shiv Kebabs
PB & Gerri Sammiches
Pre-Grieved Green Beans
Hanna-Barbera School of Biscuits
C*nt of Monte Cristo Sandwich
Marcia-mallow Salad
Molten Rava Cake
Walmart Mussolini Martini
Fish ‘n Cruise Chips

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@TeamTrump Just like Trump.

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@taylorswift13 @icespicee_ Still waiting for Karma (She Wasn’t Doing Anything!) featuring Mean Security Bro 💅🏼

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@cadlymack In one of the early drafts (of the season 1 finale!), Tyra and Lyla rode back from State together and LYLA killed the man!

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@cadlymack 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@Travistritt What a miserable little life you must lead, Mr. Tritt. @twostepinn - give him a quarter and tell him to get lost. Nobody wants this vibe next weekend.

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@deannashumaker Uzchelmnopqrst

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@Anthologist Congratulations! 🙌

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@itslizhannah @hulu YESSSSS!!!

[Allen Clary @veryallenclary]

@deannashumaker Yo quiero Taco Bell?