VFL Hearts

Founded 2008

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@VFL_Dons After your tournament?

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@VFL_Dons Friendly tonight?

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@_GregorBeeby No originality, should’ve known, we are VFL Hearts x so invite, we’re getting ready to pound some ass

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Speaking of names, yours is Gregor Beeby so I suggest you take a fucking by on this one n simmer the fuck down

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@_GregorBeeby Invite you pussys, we’re going to rape you cunts silly

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@Strasbourg_VFL @F2Tekkz Yous are fucking shite, n so is he, play us tonight you shitebags

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Won’t be a challenge in it, we’ll put you in your place like last season

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@Finlay_Steer please fuck off

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Our manager charliebarr9 will be stepping down after his season in charge so Hearts will be needing a new manager to take them on their European tour

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@TheVFL_ @SVFLProClubs

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And now for the latest at Tynecastle!

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Due to us not being physical enough vs Celtic we have all took growth pills and sprouted to 6”6...

Chef sterry mamma has also beefed us up to 249lbs with some tasty steaks 🥩

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@ThistleVFL @SVFLProClubs Our title hopes may have pulled up short, but yours never made it out the womb 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Alexander17live You ya fanny

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A couple changes...

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@ThistleVFL @SVFLProClubs Your fans have had a whole season of silence as you have had nothing to celebrate x

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@ThistleVFL @SVFLProClubs Play early plz x