Victoria.

crying || tamu20

[Victoria. @Victory__AM]

@denise21216 lolol tru, I still have one from 6th grade

[Devin  @papasuncle]

Why take a shower when you can just cry yourself clean?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In case you were wondering, one-third (95 out of 289) of all American Nobel Prizes in the Sciences have been earned by Immigrants to the United States.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Track and field would be so much cooler if instead of a starting pistol an old hillbilly fired a shotgun into the air and shouted “go on, git!”

[Victoria. @Victory__AM]

loving all the ihob hate

[Brenda Tracy @brendatracy24]

@TAMU you committed to “Step In Stand Up” but when title ix finds an athlete responsible for rape you suspend him for ONE semester and let him back on the swim team? This is UNACCEPTABLE & does nothing to support a safe culture on your campus or in athletics. Shame on you. https://t.co/suyCBziJRe

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

International

House

Of

bone?!?! how DARE YOU detECTIVE DIAZ!! i am your supERIOR OFFICER!!! boooooOOOONE!!!! what happens in my bedroom, detective, is NONE of your bUSINESS. bOoooOOOOoooOONe?!! dont EVER speak to me like that again https://t.co/2vX0fvTQZP

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Texting my mom

[GL @gldivittorio]

Kindergarten class: April showers bring May flowers but what do Mayflowers bring?

Me: (loudly from the back) Genocide

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Planet of the Apes sequel trilogy where the horses gain intelligence and rise up against the apes

[six 🇬🇭 @Sixfever]

Lmao

[♡ 🂭 ♡ @girliniceberg]

😪😪

[Victoria. @Victory__AM]

i'm a v smart and logical person but also i've taken out loans to go to a music festival

[Blair @blairdaddio]

whoever has my voodoo doll please make it study