Vincent Kompany

A cranium that was sculpted by the hands of Zeus himself. I am a Parody

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Stoke would have won 3-1.

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“@Squawka: Lionel Messi won more tackles tonight (3) than Vincent Kompany (1).
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Glenn Whelan is harder though

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@gsccoltman cute

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@Leetomlin10 That's cute. I can afford to pay people to do my washing.

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Someone tell that podgy little gerbil at Middlesbrough to fight me in real life

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A rotund gerbil type man necked 3 cans of John Smiths in the tunnel at the weekend but then mugged me right off

https://t.co/53hyxfMm8L”

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Landed back in Manchester. Going for a spin in my powder blue Fiat 500. Blasting out Carly Rae Japs-eye with my windows down. Fight me.

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Ah shit, me ankles knacked.

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Mike Dean is a ballbag.

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Letting young Nastasic suckle on my teat of power as the gaffer is worried I wont be fit for Sunday.

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Our fans with a tribute to the late Gary Speed, fantastic, what a great nation. I second their notion. #RIPGarySpeed

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I envy the boy...

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Following her son's Wimbledon defeat, Andy Murray's mother has decided to go on holiday:

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Gary Cahill has won more trophies in his 6 months at Chelsea than RVP has in 8 Seasons at Arsenal...

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'Spurs have signed Jan Vertonghen from Ajax for £9.5m plus any add ons for trophies he wins at the club bringing the deal to around £9.5m

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Breaking news: (Name Removed) is the new captain of the GB Olympic football team.

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Mario went to the barbers today to get his change changed his hair. With Newcastle signing Bigirimana he no longer has a unique hairstyle...

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There is a miserable, grumpy, lifeless, dull Jock at Wimbledon today....

Sir Alex Ferguson.

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I really don't know who this smelly little tramp of a man is who they made me model the new kit with...

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You can actually see Serena Williams nipples through her clothes. Thank you whoever made HD TV.