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PARODY ACCOUNT OF @virginmedia. Want your broadband fixed? Too bad! TV not working? Not our problem. Can't make calls? Good, costs our Indian call centre less!

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This is a @virginmedia parody account. This is allowed thanks to the rules over on @twitter's support page. https://t.co/iDvMY5R00i

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@GavG87 @virginmedia "Please wait. Your call is 'important' to us. You are 6574598th in line."

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@JJake2400 What were you streaming? We'd love to watch. ^YT

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@TheDavidKells Nope, we'll let you know 6 months late though! #ThatsTheVirginPromise ^YU

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@jjvincent #Buzzkill

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@Cordingley81 Kick it up the backside. ^TR

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@mi11walker Give it a kick up the arse, that solved it for me. ^MJ

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@Septimus216 You know it. ^MG

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@smokeyfan69 No STDs.

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@jjvincent Nah, I'm having fun!

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@mi11walker Have you tried turning it off and o- oh wait.

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@Septimus216 Uh... well... on all the refunds we've had to give because our internet is terrible, we're broke. Can you pay this one? ^PLZ

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@Riise_Bojangles Virgin Media: Killing 2x as many trees since 2010.

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@jjvincent We're just trying to ease the anger people get when they have problems with virgin.

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@paulgorbysmith Are you surprised? ^LOL

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This is all a joke. This account is parody and we're not trying to give Virgin a bad name. We just want to lighten people's problems.

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@richardlhobbs Did you expect GOOD service from Virgin? ahahahha

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@virginmedia PLEASE HELP ME

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@jjvincent Nope! Aren't we the best? ^NO

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@hxkenn We are eternally grateful! Have 6 months free! Haha, just kidding. If you want *good* deals, try BT!

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@AG_77 Virgin and support do not mix well. ^PO