Safwan Afzal

A mad protoganist

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Now for more jokes and social msgs follow me on
@wtfsaffu
'coz i'm going to delete this account soon

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Normal ppl be like:
"Bheem ki shakti dhoom machaaye..."

Small children be like
"Bheem ki tatti dhoom mataaye...."

Samajh rahe ho....

#jokemood
#saffuaddicts

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Ghar ke bartana baaje chamche khatoriya sab tayyar rakho "man ki baat" kabhi bhi hosakti hai.

#pmmodi #mankibaat

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

@furqanuddin21 Beshak

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Ramzan ka chand bhi aaj.
Navratri ki pehli raat bhi aaj.
Kahi koi paa raha bhangra Baisakhi par.
To koi saja raha ghar gudi parwe ke awsar par.
.
Kahi koi padhraha namaz.
To kahi koi maatha tek raha gurudwaare par
.
Tyohaar anek par din ek
.
Yahi to hai mera Hindustan.🇮🇳
🌙🤲🙏

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul.

❤️

#quotefortheday
#saffuaddicts

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Bhai ab to mujhe bhi raid se dar lag raha hai because i don't want anyone to know ke mai NANO EMI pe liya bolkar....😜😁
#JOKEMOOD
#SAFFFUADDICTS

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

WOMEN'S DAY.
Bolkar to bada halla machaate ho laikin aaj bhi mai NIRMA ko REKHA HEMA JAYA aur SUSHMA ki hi pasand hai
Kiya ye kabhi RAMESH aur KAMLESH ki pasand nahi bansakti hai kiya....😜😁

#JOKEMOOD
#SAFFUADDICTS
#LOL

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Mereko na BIGG BOSS 15 se call aata hai kehte hai ke karlo bolkar to mai poocha Salman bhai nahi karrai kiya. Pata chala host ke liye nahi contestant ke liye approach karrahe hai. Mai bola wo sab to theek hai laikin wake up song mai Anu Malik ka gaana nahi bajna chahiye...😁

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

I don't know, how a man got killed by "UREA" but I know how a man got killed by "HOORIYA"

#SAFFUADDICTS
#JOKEMOOD

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Dear MODIJI,
Sikhs are great,they'll call you to there gurudwaras they'll serve you and also they'll protect you. The moment where they had stood for themselves then they're referred as KHALISTANIS.
Same with the muslims, if they stood for themselves then they're PAKISTANIS

WOW!

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

ماسوم سا چاند
ماسوم سی فضائے
دلکش وہ ہوے تھے
پر
دللگی ہم اٹھا رہے ہیں_

#shayarioftheday
#saffuaddicts

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

@ShoebIbrahim Hamare ko bhi follow karlijiye agar aap bade logo ke pass waqt hai to

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

@ShoebIbrahim Mashallah bade abba

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

America V/S Hyderabadi meme ft.Safwan Afzal
🇺🇸 : I got too tired today.

🇮🇳: Mama aaj haalat aaqri kuppa hogayi.

😁😁

#saffuaddicts #jokemood #jokeoftheday

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Aaj kal HINDUSTAAN mai logic aur matlab samjhe bina giraftaari horahi hai. Beshak DEMOCRACY gayi tel lagaane. @AmitShah jii ke baare mai kuch bole to aap "Desh Drohi" hojaaoge. Ek din aisa bhi hojaayinga ke constitution mai ek naya amendment aayega stating IPC-0 for abusing BJP

[Safwan Afzal @vitalbaby]

Dear China,

Twadda New Year SHONA SHONA

Sadda New Year CORONA

😁

#JOKEMOOD #SAFFUADDICTS

[RAHUL VAIDYA RKV @rahulvaidya23]

Hey #RKVians!! Here’s a sweet little message from #AapkaRahulVaidya.

Let’s keep voting and supporting!! 🙌

VOTE FOR RAHUL VAIDYA-
https://t.co/QZmhvfAMXw

#RahulVaidya #TeamRKV #VoteForRahulVaidya #BiggBoss14 #BB14 #BiggBoss2020 #AbScenePaltega #ColorsTV @ColorsTV @justvoot

[✧ @gloriousgurl07]

Arshi khan ko lagta hai
Rkvians will go against him

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔

#RahulVaidya #BB14

[Tariq Jamil @TariqJamilOFCL]

#mtjquotes