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[looms 🎧 ⋆˚✿˖° | @franchaelasgf]

how it feels to talk about apple tv shows

[cassie @pepsidogonline]

We live in a south park episode

[Jme @JmeBBK]

You know couple man are blind right now innit.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Only God can cancel what he blessed you with .

[🌊 @drew1wavy]

Average Jim legxacy song title:

[chef dee @chefdeemusic]

giggs and skepta going machine for machine on this track was special

[JT @jiratickets]

zoomers watching their boomer coworker use his brain to formulate an original thought from scratch during a claude outage

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

Each line was more insane than the last loool

[abiola @abxola]

One thing that’s helped me so much: I never let unqualified people speak into my life.

[☔️🫧☔️ @Sp1thfc]

Shout out odyssey , brand new day, avengers and dune but this is the film I’m waiting for and the only one I’d commit to a 12am screening for.

4 years… for me this my gta 6 equivalent in movies rn

[mati #LOSTCITY @mtkzer]

the spiritual birthplace of uk poo

[TYRANT STAN @jaded_african]

I fear the UK gov. hates anyone born like 1/2 years either side of the millennium. New GCSEs, new A levels, Covid uni, loss of opportunities such as this. Actually SYM

[🍒 @synjinsui]

don’t piss me off

[TMC Music Connoisseur | TRAPO 2 TOUR OCTOBER @MusicConnoisseu]

🤣🤣🤣 I’ve been saying this, anyone under 21 can’t speak on the impact of Afroswing 😭 Glad they doubled down and voted him off

This is jokes tho

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Went to a wedding last week with the chap who writes the jokes in the CGP textbooks. Greatest conversation icebreaker ever.

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

UK telecoms just launched a kill switch for phones stolen from retail stores.

Good. Phone theft in London is down 20% this year. The first use case is always good.

But let's look at what the UK has built in 2026.

Every device in the country is scanned for nudity by law.
Signal: ordered to build a backdoor into encryption.
Apple: sharing IMEI data with police, remotely disabling stolen iPhones globally.
Telecoms: new kill switch for retail theft, activated before a device ever reaches a customer.
Adults: must verify identity with a face scan, a passport, or a government ID to use social media.
Children: banned from disappearing messages, VPNs, livestreaming, and romantic AI.
Police: 40 facial recognition vans rolling out nationwide under a £140M AI program.

now the telecom kill switch.

each one of these individually is defensible.

curbing phone theft: yes.
protecting children online: yes.
stop terrorists using encrypted apps: yes.
verify ages to keep minors off adult platforms: yes.

The UK now has:
— a remote off switch for every phone
— a real identity tied to every social media account
— a scanner on every device
— facial recognition on every high street
— A backdoor is requested into every encrypted message

built piece by piece. justified one news cycle at a time.

What do you call it when you put all of them together?

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

2 years ago today...

YT & Lancey Foux — Black & Tan

[Ash @theashrb]

Well Keir Starmer is selling my medical records to Palantir so arrest him too 🤷🏾‍♂️