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stationhotelnorwich, tho u hacked my acct & ur name is 3 words,the idea of making money day and night by doing nothing made me poop a little

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apologies to all. Those business enterprises were not mine though I admire people's attempts to make money from the comforts of their home

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Fitch

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the teriyaki shrimp sandwich,shake and fries seemed like the right decision at the time

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retrieved and repaired tv tray from dumpster behind Bed,bath,beyond. Added floatee and stabilizing sandbags. Can now play Game while bathing

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Come to improv show tmw! @Hammerimprov http://tinyurl.com/yj387pl After the show will be ritualistic dancing with a DJ! or so i heard

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have extended usage of 1/2 gallon container of milk by cutting it with water and a dash of baking soda. three months now on same container.

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implored creators of game to cut cost of flights by 27% due to increased in-game gold demands. denied. may have to organize boycott of fp's.

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retrieved abandoned Big Wheel behind 7-11 dumpster, will rent out for use to local neighborhood youths and/or insane individuals.

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With assist. of retired forest ranger and utilizing US Forest Svc GPS, calculated that game lumberjacks will run out of logging mats by 2024

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Attempting to install weight loss jnterface in hopes of adding 4% foot speed. less vulture & boar meat, more blackrod cod and magic muffins.

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Gave two dollars to a homeless fellow. Note to self: Never ask for a receipt from a vagrant. They get very dismissive!

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calculating for comparative scale areas, concluded that in-game's mail delivery speed and success rate exceed US postal service's by 73.42%.

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...veins of the rectum.

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forced for 5 days to play the game standing up as a result of the onset of hemorrhoids. FYI, it is a swelling or inflammation of the vei ...

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noting reduced body fat content of public pool swimmers, swam in-game 5 miles a day for 1 week. stamina statistic not improved appreciably

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usingExxon offshore oil drilling software technology, was able to map ocean floor in 3D to improve calculations of fishing school locations.

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scotchguarded my laptop in order to continue playing the game while taking my 2 minute six second shower.

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re-wired microwave oven filled with fish sticks to begin its timed cooking in conjunction with start of fp's lasting longer than 11 minutes