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Modern MacGyver: IT Director | Video Engineer, I make videos too. Actually prepared for the end of the world. #EagleScout #BePrepared

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I maintain that Jack’s Mannequin / Something Corporate is the greatest band to form during my lifetime.

Want to go on a 20 minute long roller coaster that’s just two songs by the same guy?

https://t.co/FdAKAl0Iua

https://t.co/4E7htjpJki

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@RichardMize The @Oklahoman still has journalists?

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@Surendar__05 Concrete.

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@N_and_ni @overmars86 So you are slop and just agree to anything.

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@stranger_exist @N_and_ni That’s so not accurate. I was gonna say dumb.

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Everyone hates everything.

[Nandini @N_and_ni]

Name a tech company
that literally nobody hates

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OMG I’m so rich.

[Mahik Rani @MahikRani50377]

Just moved into a new house and have no idea what this thing is 😅
It’s mounted low near the floor, randomly placed in the hallway.
The house was built in 2005, but I can’t figure out what it’s for.
Anyone recognize this? 🤔

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Dogs and children are annoying in the same way.

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Mr. Beast is about to burn out so bad.

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Dogs and children are annoying in the same way.

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Eat and/or 🔪 the rich, both are good options.

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#TasteMaker #HeroTheBand #Drugs https://t.co/OSGxDDKG7e

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#TasteMaker https://t.co/OSGxDDKG7e

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Friends. This is big. Some rich friend tell their uncle. - signed Michael a Jones.

https://t.co/s6WaC2KMYP

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The Pitt is a social experiment.
The Bear is a social experiment.

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This song is gonna be a hit. #HenryJames #FavoriteSong https://t.co/6zfqqJawFi

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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To get the notification to go away.

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

The holy grail of computer networking.

Linksys WRT54G (custom firmware if you were a real G)

Did you have one?

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I understand why people think this is the end time.

God /Jesus doesn’t exist. But I get it.

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@shawn_dubs @hilarialexander I recommend you don’t and just walk away.