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Who needs human companionship when you can have a headless robot cat?

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@HARDWELL Literally thought the bg was a video game scene. Waiting for the PS filter to drop too. 😂

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What the world has come to: you know something bad just happened in the world when you see the hashtag #PrayFor___ trending on Twitter.

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@RichardsonDx Yes. And maybe "talking to objects" is just a roundabout way of saying "talking to myself" lol!

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Car repair shop gotz A+ biz model: install super wide speed bumps nearby. Cannot avoid bumping head on ceiling or damaging car as you cross.

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@KarlreMarks Ever since I started following you, Middle Eastern thought leaders flooded my Who to follow recommendations lol. Thanks a lot!

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@RichardsonDx You should write the guide then and sell it. :) I'm sure you're not the only one who had the same problem!

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Bad habit when you live alone. You start talking to objects like "Phone, where aaare you?"

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New: preventative maintenance signs beside an escalator that's been out for ~5 months. It keeps you safe by not letting you ride it at all!

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Sadness is flying to the US and walking down a glass wall dividing you from Tim Horton's.

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The best part about #snowday is watching people do the shakeoff dance to get snow off themselves!

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It can't be a coincidence a #TTC ad for I'mNotAlone (unexpected pregnancy) was placed next to You'reNotAlone (bible studies).

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What happens when they try to build 5 condos in one block? Weekly water cutoffs with residual water pressure problems :D

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Just saw someone rollerblading. Very impressed. Guess the strategy is break something so you can stay in bed the rest of winter.

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If you want a $3 massage, just ride the Bayview bus. The vibrations from the road are crazy.

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@leWires And lose my claim to being a social media early adopter? :O

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This is what an awesome PSA looks like. @YRP

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#1 sign you check Google Finance too much. When you notice an ever so slight change in font color ._. @GoogleFinSvcs

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The good part of Yonge St is with all the stores opening up and closing down, you feel like you're walking down a new street each time.

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With all the construction around, at least I can learn to become a plumber as a backup backup career. @HazeltonLanes