Woolworst SA

A passionate South African parody retailer dedicated to bringing you white privilege, snark & vanity. Chat to us on Twitter: 7am - 7pm, Mon - Fri.

[Sir Seagram Pearce ⚡️ @SeagramPearce]

On the plus side, because @WOOLWORST_SA bags are so expensive, my kitchen drawer is worth R54,340. #BeBlessed

[Pantsula 4 Life @Bongi_sgech11]

@WOOLWORST_SA online is very useless 🤞🏾

[X Mayor of Durban @LuckyGordy]

Never knew salmon had a 4 skin @WOOLWORST_SA

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Couch for sale. Comes with plenty of storage space. Used once.

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

They ordered a dozen eggs and 6 delectable Woolies croissants.

What’s the fuss?

Be blessed.

[News24 🇿🇦 @News24]

KwaZulu-Natal Co-operative, Governance and Traditional Affairs MEC, Sipho Hlomuka, has ordered an investigation into an alleged R5 million breakfast event recently hosted by the Zululand District Municipality. | @WitnessKZN

https://t.co/LuAKd4h2TD

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Make a splash when you stand in the queue to vote DA on November 1.

Classical elegance combined with superiority.

Be blessed.

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Please mense.

[Krb 🇿🇦🇵🇸 🇷🇺 @AbuuZah]

The tone is so racial and racist especially coming from @WOOLWORTHS_SA the same shop that sponsors apartheid murderers and left many poor, do not belittle the poor that's one of your obligations

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

We like our customers like our coffee.

Rich, dark and sweet.

Be blessed.

[Running on Empty @andries358]

What arrogance @WOOLWORST_SA

[Jonathan Levin @Gawiesnr]

Don't think Woolies thought this response thoroughly

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Hi Ryan,

Salaries in Namibia are half of the salaries in South Africa. So Woolies is not expensive, you are just poor.

Be blessed.

[Ruan 🤓 @Ru12_12]

.@WOOLWORST_SA the prices at Woolies food in Namibia is almost double the price of what it is in South Africa???? It’s daylight robbery

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Hi Gary,

Mincing live prawns was not a good look so we change to mincing up worms instead - the reviews have been lovely.

Be blessed.

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Our specials are indeed, very special (for us).

Be blessed.

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Even we gasped at these prices.

Be blessed.

[Banele Christopher @Banele_C]

I received a love letter from @WOOLWORTHS_SA Beauty 🤩. You can now shop @CodexBeauty at Woolies 🤍

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

@RyanLeeWarner Yes.

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Hi Muhammad.

We pride ourselves on sourcing the freshest tomatoes from Ramallah, picked by the smallest and delicate hands.

Be blessed

[Bash 🇵🇸 @MBKEsquire]

@WOOLWORTHS_SA Is this the produce within the Occupied Territories or is it a product within Israel proper?

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

We have made a terrible mistake.

[Woolworst SA @WOOLWORST_SA]

Hi Lekbhakm

We are so happy to dress your pony according to the latest trends.

Be blessed.

[Lebsnlebs @lebsnlebs]

@WOOLWORTHS_SA Jubilee mall store has the best service ever,Mavis and colleagues are the best as they went out of their way to ensure I get the correct sandle size 4my baby girl.The saddles were not on the store floor.