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Meta CMO: “Mark, we need you to look normal. Have a Guinness with some mates.”

Zuck: "But I don't like Guinness"

Meta CMO: "Just Split the fucking G Mark"

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said: "I will be giving all adult citizens in the US $5000. Democrat policies will not allow this happen... they will raise your taxes. If Democrats win, you will have an ecomomic depression. If Republicans win, you will have $5000 in your pocket."

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Tesla investors finally breaking even after buying the dip in 2021 at $378

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In England they are so broke that Google maps tells you if gas is cheaper at the next petrol station along

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.

The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.

But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.

That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.

It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

You cannot tell me that Billionaires are the same species as normal people

[litquidity @litcapital]

Throwing all of my company’s confidential presentations, customer agreements, and financial models into Claude just to respond to one email

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- Fed raises rates
- Michael Burry is bearish
- Treasury yields are exploding
- Billions spend on a war with Iran
- Literal plague outbreak in Russia

Stocks:

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Big pharma companies watching the plague breakout in Russia

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

A friend of mine who works in Russia has just sent me a voicemail: St Petersburg is going to go into lockdown tomorrow because of the plague outbreak. Not joking.

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

Elon checking the Forbes 400

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Elon Musk officially becomes a trillionaire again as SpaceX $SPCX stock surges.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says inflation could pay down the $40 trillion US national debt "very rapidly."

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

This is who you are trading against

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

NEW: TRADER JADOODOO CELEBRATES AFTER LOCKING IN ~$40K P&L LONGING $NEAR DURING @joinfrontier PERPS TRADING COMPETITION SEMIFINAL IN SOUTH KOREA

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And now JPMorgan is getting sued because you told a worker to separate his 'gay job' from his 'day job'

[Remarks @remarks]

The worker also filed a lawsuit alleging his JPMorgan boss told him to separate his "gay job" from his "day job."

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JPMorgan legal team watching another scandal unfold

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🏳️‍🌈 Gay JPMorgan worker says his boss told him "DEI is not going to save you" before forcing him to resign.

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My wife realizing 'I'm going all in on my passions' meant dumping our life savings into penny stocks

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

Boomer bankers watching you pay $1,000 a month interest on a mortgage when they paid that for a down payment

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: 30-year fixed mortgage rate jumps has hit 7.45%, per CNBC

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

"We've got to make Zuck look like a villain"

How Zuck came across:

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First clip for Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’.

In theaters on October 9.

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Oracle CEO after signing a $300B OpenAI deal while Oracle stock falls 55% and the IPO gets delayed

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

We're starting to see some things

*ORACLE SENDS FORCE MAJEURE NOTICE OVER NEW MEXICO DATA CENTER

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

When she hears I bought Meta instead of Nike

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HR reading that Akai added $140M+ in ARR in 90 days without increasing headcount

[Alex Bouaziz @Bouazizalex]

EXCITED TO LAUNCH: Akai (https://t.co/mMBMmX4NCr)

Deel added >$140M ARR in 90 days without increasing headcount by automating~600 Full Time Employees' equivalent in work with Akai.

Akai was an internal tool to automate our painfully repetitive operations in Finance, HR, Accounts Payable, and Compliance, etc. We never intended to make this a product.

But we watched revenue per employee grow from $130K to $215K
We built >8k agents that do the work of ~600 employees

It had such a dramatic impact on our business that today we are launching it for everyone.

How it works: Say you're automating payment reconciliation:

1. Record your screen while manually matching a messy transaction and Akai will capture your screen, voice, server requests
2. Akai will see that you pulled unformatted wire transfer info from an archaic bank portal, put it in some excel sheet, checked NetSuite invoices, payment history, and put a ticket on Zendesk
3. Akai reads between the lines and build a workflow + steps + conditional guardrails. It learns tacit edge cases, like resolving malformed invoice references without you writing a single regex
4. Simply connect NetSuite, your ledger, Zendesk, PSPs, and even legacy bank portals with zero API access
5. Run the workflow and tell it what to adjust in plain English: "strip slashes on wire memos and auto-apply partial payments." It adapts instantly
6. Once it works for you, add 100s of colleagues. Your entire payment ops team forks and extends the workflow for new PSPs, secondary ledgers, or regional settlement rules
7. We automated 85% of our payment reconciliation end to end, eliminating 500+ hours of soul-crushing manual grunt work every single week.

Claude Code/Codex can't do this in multiplayer mode. Every person rebuilds the same skill from scratch in their own way.

Deel built Akai to:
1. Understand backend operations edge cases (it had to work for our 7000 person team first)
2. Collaborative across 1000s of employees
3. Self-Learning from millions of runs
4. Optimises cost and gets cheaper every run

We're so confident that we're announcing an Automation Guarantee:

If our engineers can't automate a thousand of hours of work in your first 30 days, you get a full refund.

Book a demo: https://t.co/VESnztdck3 if you're an exec at a company with hundreds of employees