Hyperbotics

Rebuilt. Renewed. Ready for Revenge.

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@Evolution_Sol @EvoS_Rask Down, kitty. @EvoS_Rask

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@Evolution_Sol L2 #HYPE.

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CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE. #HYPE

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AT THE READY, @Garrison_OFL. SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT FOR YOUR EYES ONLY.

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We know Orion’s HOT, HOT, HOT, but don’t say he’s on fire, because he’ll irradiate you from the inside out. We have evidence.

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When your allies are dyin’, don’t go a cryin! Call on ORION, showing off the latest in Warbotics warsuit tech.

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Don’t live in fear. Live in brand new GEAR! #SuitUp in a @Garrison_OFL BattleSuit and take down any monster!

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Check out our totally legal and 100%-in-compliance-with-AI-laws robot, Oz, in action at our very special event! https://t.co/JwlMbxFDZu

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A warm Warbotics welcome to our newest Freelancer: Oz!

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For all concerned parties: Our recall is officially an unqualified success! No worries at Warbotics! More news coming soon.

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We do not comment on baseless rumors told by idle gossipers under the guise of “journalism.”

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Our first robot still stands tall! Thanks to Rampart for speaking today, and for all his years of loyal service in times of need.

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There wasn’t a dry eye in the house after our first speaker, PuP. Shout out to bots: don’t forget your anti-rust tear wipes!

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Even in the Titan War, we did not just survive, we thrived. Come celebrate our history at the Titan War Memorial today.

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Upon shut down, the Jimmy 6 toy will auto-return to the nearest Toybotics factory for… repairs.

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To power down your Jimmy 6 toy, disable the Tritanium Core located in his– its cerebric housing. *Note: Doing so will void your warranty.

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Due to a staggering and historic amount of user error, we are recalling all Jimmy 6 model toys.

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To all reporting errors with the Jimmy 6 model toys: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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@Atlas_OmniTrust Did one of your non-Helio scientists calculate that? No wonder it’s wrong!

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Innovation never ends at Warbotics! We’ve got geniuses to spare. https://t.co/FSbdJyvsQh