David Watts

Former Head Boy & Team Captain. Pure and noble creed. Can tell water from champagne. Popular with the girls in the neighbourhood.

[David Watts @WattyWatto]

WHEN JON RUDKIN MET THE DEVIL

In 2015, Jon Rudkin walked into a Toby Carvery that did not exist the day before.

He had an appointment.

No staff. No customers. Just one table.

At it sat the Devil.

Wearing a Leicester scarf.

Backwards.

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@BLACK_GATSBY “Move my pip sticks out of the way”

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@mnorman1985 That's one way to confuse almost everyone under the age of 50!

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@Ashleypp1986 We may as well all our talented young players then.

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@SA_1884 True! I am clutching, I'll be honest.

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“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi…you're my only hope”

[Formula 1 @F1]

Arriving in style ✨

#F1 #MonacoGP

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@tonytiger67 … with the familam

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@lee1978lcfc What’s worrying is the League One is about the same level 🤣😜

[Louie Maisey @maiseylouie80]

A positive i can take from the Martin appointment is he's finally a manager that has a plan B up his sleeve..something our fan base has longed for.
From his plan A of Sideways & Backwards he can comfortably switch to his plan B of Backwards & Sideways!
Flexible.
Blessed & Excited

[David Watts @WattyWatto]

@Joel_M_C1998 That isn’t an unpopular opinion. Both corrupt.

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@LCFCshitposting I always refer to Harry Kane as former Leicester striker Harry Kane!

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@Harrylcfc123 In defence of RM, for balance, we had better players that season.

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@BeanMallard @RizLCFC @C_Rice @joshhollandLCFC It might mean a wasted season in League One, but if he fails, it’ll close the book on him finally. Then we can move on to an obsession with another Southampton manager.

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@JakeWatson_TV @RizLCFC I can t wait for the “gerrritttt forward” calls to start! They were impatient with Enzo, who is clearly a better coach.

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Even if we accept Martin as the manager, his style of play only works with technically proficient players.

THEY DON’T WANT TO PLAY IN LEAGUE ONE!

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@1884DT @ragsyrai It'll be on the cards. Either them or southfuckinghampton.

[David Watts @WattyWatto]

@1884DT @ragsyrai To be fair, it'll be a while until they face each other again bar an unfortunate cup draw.

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@mnorman1985

[David Watts @WattyWatto]

Will not get a sniff at #lcfc because he doesn't play 80% possession, tippy-tappy football!

[LCFC Live @LiveLCFC]

Dave Challinor is not going to Blackburn Rovers and remains on the market. #LCFC

https://t.co/T8zkyZ0v28

[David Watts @WattyWatto]

@rudfoxes0205 @LCFC Plenty of similarities to a certain Nigel Pearson, when he became our manager.