Will Oliver

the tall guy blocking your view at shows. formerly sorry about that

[litquidity @litcapital]

How did NYC fuck up the Knicks parade so badly?

Knicks win the championship for the first time in 53 years and they get a micro parade on a Thursday morning in tiny streets near city hall

Meanwhile every random tiny country gets a whole parade down 5th Ave on weekends

Millions of people unable to come to the parade to celebrate their team today

Absolute clown show

[Zach Braziller @NYPost_Brazille]

Really hope the next major championship in the city they make changes to parade/celebration. Too many people got turned away. The die-hards who are there in good and bad times get screwed in end. Extend the route. This should be for everyone who wants to be part of it. #knicks

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

What a moment. Won’t ever forget this day.

That being said, I am a stan for traditions and rituals, BUT…it’s time to retire the canyon of heroes or extend the parade to a wider area.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Ok one more

I get the Canyon of Heroes and all that fun, but did this once in a lifetime parade have to be tucked away into a one mile stretch all the way downtown? We got nowhere near the action and left at 6:15 am. 5th avenue was right there. No one would have minded. But alas, a great day peace and love

[Jon from Maspeth @JonFromMaspeth]

The city failed New Yorkers at this parade. Ticket-tape parades happening in Canyon of Heroes is a 100+ year old concept. Population has obviously risen. The new route should have been all the way up to Central Park and down to Times Square.

[Will Oliver @weallwantsome1]

@NYCMayor 53 years in the making and you guys dropped the ball on this entire day. Wonderful stuff

[Will Oliver @weallwantsome1]

@EverythinKnicks Deflated. Not even angry

[SleeperKnicks @SleeperKnicks]

For those debating the parade I’ll just say this. 53 years of suffering > a few hours of being annoyed.

Don’t overthink it.

[Will Oliver @weallwantsome1]

@nycgov Are cameras allowed? Long lens?

[Will Oliver @weallwantsome1]

May be the worst take of all time.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

“You mean participation trophy?” – Vincent Goodwill

“I’m sorry, Larry O’Brien is a participation trophy?” – Alan Hahn

“If everybody gets one” – Vincent Goodwill

[Will Oliver @weallwantsome1]

What a time to be alive #Knicks

['47 @47]

Worth the wait.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

this literally feels like a dream

[Will Oliver @weallwantsome1]

Amazing how much Bridges and Kat have endeared themselves to NY. Imagine showing this video to fans this past winter. #Knicks

[John Sparaco™️ @JohnSparaco]

@jalenbrunson1 🤣

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Will Oliver @weallwantsome1]

Still can't believe my KNICKS are NBA CHAMPIONS. Going to be riding this high all week / month / year / forever.

[ESPN New York @ESPNNewYork]

ICYMI: The New York Knicks are NBA Champions, as called by @LT__Murray and @McNuttMonica !

Thank you to all of the incredible fans for listening to @ESPNNewYork this season. Your home of the NBA Champions.

[Will Oliver @weallwantsome1]

We aren’t dreaming. New York Knicks 🏀 are CHAMPS. A once inconceivable 53 year long dream has become reality. All the pain, ridicule, and suffering has paid off. This is real. Moments like this only come every so often. Take it in. Let it uplift you. See you at the parade!