🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼

ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ʙɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ʏᴇᴀʀs, ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ, ᴍʏ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ @feroxArietes | 🔼

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

ɪ'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ, ᴘᴀʟ!

🔼ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛʏ ꜰᴀʟʟs
🔼ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴀᴜ/ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴅᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴛɪᴠᴇ
🔼ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ

ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #sʜɪʙᴇsᴘɪᴄᴇs

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

I will get the salt

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

Delicious

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

Roach chips

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

Deep frying it sounds like the better option then

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

would a roach roast even be tasteworthy

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

do not speak to my wife or me again until you stop being a fuckin child jhhhdndmmmannsnskdbd

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

@nitensOculi

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

block me baby 😩👌

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

@feroxArietes His hands almost instinctly raise up in surprise, only to drop them back to his sides.

"WHO GOES THER--oh, Dearest Toreli!"

The faun curls his fingers around the other's hands; giving a gentle rub with his thumb.

"How goes it, deer-est?"

Griiiin.

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

|| i hate that i am suddenly just NOW getting notifs

I am so sorry to who I owed replies to aaaa

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

He threw his arms up in the air. For emphasis.

"There! Case closed!
Both of us are nasty boys!

I just wear a different type-o skin!"

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

"Like you aren't?

You're me, aren't you?
Perhaps not a "nasty furry".

But I am sure there is a shred of nasty in there."

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

A sneering gaze crossed the faun's face, as he ever-so loosely gestured to himself.

"The absolute nastiest."

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

"It just be like that."

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

@feroxArietes His hand moves to gently cover hers, his thumb rubbing small circles.

He cannot help but close his eyes. How nice this was...

"Ah well, it IS nice to share.~ Especially with you.~"

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

"Oh yes, of course.
I would love some of my sweet darling wife's tea.~

How could I refuse such an offer!"
The faun dropped his arms back to his side, only to make a grandiose gesture at "offer".

"It Does Do Wonders To Soothe The Mind."

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

"Hm h m h mmmmm."

He is thinking.
Should he decorate? Perhaps.

[🔼ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ🔼 @Weirdmageddite]

@nitensOculi ((It's just weird bc they work fine on my art account but not here?

if it's twitter I hope they fix it bc 🔪
a bitch must cause Chaos And Mayhem