Welland Canal

The Welland Canals History
1st Welland Canal 1829-1845
2nd Welland Canal 1845-1881/87
3rd Welland Canal 1887-1930
4th Welland Canal 1931-present

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

Randy if he ever visited true north from the south. Fuck the wheelbarrow, he'd probably spend the night over at NDC but then Cartman would find a way to bail him out at his hearing the next morning with Butters. #halloween #halloweed #halloweencostume #happyhalloween #goavsgo

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

Longest vertical-lift span? Arthur-Kill in NY./NJ. 🌎

Trinity (if watching this in 2009): "Ah ah ah, a PHEIGHOT!" 🍟

December 18, 1787 - New Jersey (3)
July 26, 1788 - New York (11)
July 26, 1943 - Mick Jagr-Bombs
December 18, 1843 - Keitch Richardss

My Longest Lock (1929) 🍆

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

I was naturally left-handed, and then I switched to right-handed writing at age 10.

Unironically, the left is retarded (hand for jerkin off) but now the right hand also feels like a total retard is doing it.

MakeMeGood31: "START DOING FUCKIN PUSH-UPS MAN!"

U-Cracka: "YES!"

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

I can't jerk off, I CAN'T JERK OFF! (fuck yeah!)

#ErectileDysfunction
#MyFamilyDoctorIsAFuckingIdiot
#MyMomsSmart
#TaughtAtBrockUniversity
#LowIQ
#NoNutNovember
#GetReady
#NoFapuntil2027?
#NoMasterBaituntil2028?
#NoSixtyNineuntil2029? (Probation ends May/Bridge 21 > 100)

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

The stupid app would only allow me three photos for whatever reason per day and now, so now I have to wait 24 more hours again, so frustrating...

Anyways, here's an absolutely terrible logo inspired for the "Thorold Senators" (instead of the Blackhawks).

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

The collision occurred at 7:07 a.m. in a two-track tunnel running underneath the Welland Canal (a fictional Red Ghost Tunnel built in 1995), on the Northern track.

James Jeffrey, the eastbound survivor ignore the signal and continued piloting his consist on the northern track.

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

James David-Edward Whitehall (August 10, 1995 - May 14, 2026), was a Canadian Railway Engineer who was never charged for the murder of Jackie Arlene Allen, a fourth-grade school teacher fired for child molestation.

Toschi & Armstrong realized what Allen did, case dismissed.

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

James David-Edward was the westbound Survivor of Ontario & Ohio Engine 975 on September 2, 2020.

The eastbound Engineer was coincidentally named James Whitehall also born August 10, 1995 but St. Joseph Missouri, not the East-End of London like James David-Edward.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Only real ones remember.

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

On April 26, 2026 they switched me from C-dorm to E-dorm for jeffin-off in the shower. I forgot my H2O bottle in the other dorm and impulsively asked a guard at the window to fetch it, forgetting that was a KEY-RULE. I got a "soft serve", while another guy in there got like 10.

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

Retarded Lion is my personal story about Not taking to the cops (Sarah & Nathalie) jail taught me not to speak pussy-latin. All my niggas were already broke as fuck. In 2016, I was the working one of the squad. I brought the bucks in deep.

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

#30floor

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

Imagine going until Oct 27, 2028 without masturbating? I'm proud of you but also jealous, because I have a VERY LOW likeihood of achieving future goals.

Past goal: Go 145 days without Alcohol (no problem) get a Fitzgerald Jersey Cameron Jeffrey-Dahmer Whitehall. #30won #30too

[FREEDOM 🕊️ @FreedomOnX89]

I’m 2 years clean of mastubation and pornography.

To God be the glory!

[Lily @luisfrand05]

👅👅👅

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

Smokin & Crackers
Tits & Ass Smackers

The black lighter is the good one, the white lighter is the crack one. If you'd pick it just because the lighters white, you're the racist here

In jail you must say chocolate is the better boost flavor than vanilla (to avoid the beatin)

[DD of Lagos @DDoflagos]

A smart nigga knows that smoking kills

[SIR KINGZ 🔱 @KingzReign]

People know when you masturbate, it’s an aura that can’t be hidden.

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

Punish him indeed

[Chud Dudley, Eldritch Misfit @TrvthfvlTreason]

His genuine smile and want to help really is the reason why this video took off. Sometimes seems like this demeanor has been beaten out of a majority of the people you see in public. It’s not enough to reward Red Baron Pizza guy, we must find and punish the retarded content creator.

[Welland Canal @wellandcanal]

Pogos! (shaped like penises)

[yreva @uffyebanda]

starts with P and instantly makes you happy?