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Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. #WHATaFAIL

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Today my little brother sold our dog for $5 so he could give our mom a present. #WHATaFAIL

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Tried hitting the bong and dropped my lighter into the bong water... #WHATaFAIL

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I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. #WHATaFAIL

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Today my partner told me they had an STD... after we had unprotected sex. #WHATaFAIL

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. #WHATaFAIL

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My boyfriend hid my car keys and decided that he wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving him a blowjob #WHATaFAIL

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Today I lied about my weight... to my diary. #WHATaFAIL

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My girlfriend bought $100 worth of GLEE on iTunes today #WHATaFAIL

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Its my birthday, and my present is that my dad is coming over to see me so that he can borrow four hundred dollars. #WHATaFAIL

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Today, I tapped my friend on the shoulder. He countered by shoving my head into a locker. #WHATaFAIL

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Today, I shaved my face and my downstairs. I only wish I'd remembered to do it in that order. #WHATaFAIL

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Ha! http://mileycyrusbongvideo.com #WHATaFAIL

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Miley Cyrus getting caught smoking salvia out of a bong ... should have smoked crack or something worth getting caught over #WHATaFAIL

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Last night I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. #WHATaFAIL

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Today I met my wife's other husband. #WHATaFAIL

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I asked someone to follow me and rather than asking where I was going they asked for my twitter username #WHATaFAIL

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Today at lunch I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded all over me when i sat down #WHATaFAIL

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I just learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot , ouch. #WHATaFAIL

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I thought "The 40-year-old Virgin" was an extremely hilarious movie, until I realized that i'm a 38 year old virgin #WHATaFAIL