Stringfellow Hawke

Making fun of sports one tweet at a time.

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Imagine a Bills Super Bowl run where they eliminate New England and beat Tom Brady to win the whole fucking thing. #BillsMafia #GoBills #BuffaloBills #Buffalo #Bills

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@MacMallyMMA Everyone listening to Jon Jones talk about prayer

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@FB_Helmet_Guy They all look like shit #BillsMafia

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That was the worst UFC fight Ive seen in a while #UFCVegas70 #ufc

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Word #RichardPryor #GeorgeCarlin

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@MattBrownM2 @StormBuonantony I dont what my price is to even try anything with Carolina Reaper but its high.

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Thoughts? I approve. And would be jealous. @MitchMossRadio @paulyhoward @mattyoumans247

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@PFF_Steve Best take of the year candidate

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As soon as get engaged with this #DAYTONA500 they go to ANOTHER commercial. This race is unwatchable. #NASCAR75

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Tony Stewart has little man syndrome so bad #NASCAR75 #DAYTONA500

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I think I'll be 75 by the time this fuckin race starts. #NASCAR75 #DAYTONA500

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@DynoGameTheory @MattAnderson_8 @PFF_Sam Ive watched it over and over and Im pretty sure its legit. If not, job well done.

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@uSTADIUM

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@PFF_Steve almost positive equals wrong, even if you're right

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@PFF_Mike Had to get COBRA

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@lilmowglie00 @LoveRetroBTW Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers was a gem. Hugely underrated.

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@alantaylor630 @LoveRetroBTW I like mqny, have a love hate relationship with it. So good but unreasonably hard. Like Battletoads.

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@LoveRetroBTW @VeryEvilAsh Mega Man 2, Mike Tysons Punch Out, or Tecmo Super Bowl. So many hours of joy.

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@the_ironsheik I agree

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@risurfcaster @MichaelBensonn Agreed. He made 1 mistake.

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@MichaelBensonn Douglas vs Tyson.