Gabriel Whitman

slightly above average Infantry dweeb, semi-professional reconnoiterer

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@timmyhasagoatee It’s not even negligibly close

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@awesomepersona2 @GodsgreatG @JulianAsiedu1 Even still my money says that there more 315+ bench lifters that can knock out 50 push ups than there are calisthenics guys who can hit 315

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@GodsgreatG @awesomepersona2 @JulianAsiedu1 All the bench you’re lying on does is increase your range of motion compared to just plain floor pressing

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@biodegradablue It doesn’t matter who wins as long as they lose

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@VikingRobVWO Does dissociating while getting covered in various POL draining striker hulls count

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@NS_1872 It’s so funny that the state of Massachusetts will have this while at the same time be home to the violent animals that are southie Boston locals

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@Asst_to_the_RM Couldn’t be bothered with this kinda grunt work I’m too busy testing the armor integrity with a hammer

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@mussi3x At the end of the day most of us don’t care if we win. Frankly we’re well aware we won’t. It’s just entertaining to watch others lose

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@BigGuyHimself @M00NBLADA Im aware, its just not a very good one

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How do I get into fantasy football but not to play but just to be the designated guy in the league to think up the weird ass punishments for the losers

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@sweatyspice12 I for the life of me cannot fucking understand why both sides are this up in arms about the reflecting pool. This is a topic that would get you laughed at for being upset about at a local town hall meeting

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@SolCaesar Between this and Jackie Chan I’m partially convinced Asians don’t take fall damage

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@SphereVos Idc if it was never adopted by any military, they should have given the AA12 a bayonet club cuz just imagine

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@St1ka Because in 2026 this is just every insufferable safe sleezy dude but without the tattoos

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@jeremyjudkins_ Tho the caption is obviously kinda reactionary it would be kinda funny if this was the beginning of the next evolution of apex predators with mankind being dethroned by tesla AI so advanced it evolved predatory traits

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@wardinpal This is such a spoiled mindset because it literally only works if everyone you interact with maintains thier morals