ricky

i’m an optometrist not a pessimist

[ricky @whoredeculture]

warren beatty when he heard you’re so vain

[ricky @whoredeculture]

i will never forgive the ottawa senators for trading tkachuk right when my boyfriend and i left for vacation

[ricky @whoredeculture]

if i were harry potter i woulda killed dobby with a hammer

[ricky @whoredeculture]

wait do we not all agree that squidward is gay????

[ricky @whoredeculture]

my boyfriend when i say girls rule boys drool and he brings up the patriarchy

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[vice president selina meyer @pattiecain]

can the astronauts heading to the moon jerk off in the station or would the jizz go everywhere

[ricky @whoredeculture]

saying i have to check w my boyfriend;
- weak
- sad
- improper power dynamic

saying i have to check w my associate:
- chic
- mysterious
- powerful

[ricky @whoredeculture]

i rescind my previous statement wholeheartedly

[ricky @whoredeculture]

jordan binnington i apologize, i was not familiar with your game

[ricky @whoredeculture]

y’all know i’m canada down

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

One year without you and still moving through the strange and beautiful universe you opened for me, my dear friend. Forever changed, forever grateful, forever your Kale 🤍

[ricky @whoredeculture]

white ppl looove to be like “did you see what he did now”

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Josh Safdie should make a movie with or about the "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM" bowling guy

[ricky @whoredeculture]

marty supreme not playing at my local theatre is a violation of the geneva convention

[ricky @whoredeculture]

please god… yamamoto…

[ricky @whoredeculture]

likely place for him to be

[ricky @whoredeculture]

i bet football sunday goes so much harder when there’s a girl in ur ear making u watch tiktok’s every 2 seconds

[ricky @whoredeculture]

what the fuck

[ricky @whoredeculture]

hang it in the moma

[ricky @whoredeculture]

unemployed daughter getting drunk in the airport lounge across from her father while he works. the way god intended.