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@RichardDawkins Faith healer parents avoid jail after son, 16, dies in horrible pain after they tried to 'pray away' his burst appendix

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There are many problems with the tacocopter, but imagine being drunk as fuck and tacos dropped onto you lap..OMG

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Mini microscope attachment available for the iPhone, finally hipsters can Instagram pics of their junk!

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I would follow Lauren Conrad but I don't like being led by idiots

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I think my phone isn't working...or that everyone hates me

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Solar Glasses...no longer will Idiots staring into the sun be rewarded with blindness

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Hipster girls: the most shocking outfit would be nude, revealing no physical features proving your womanhood #FlatAllOver

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Dear Ladies, there Are RUSH fans that are sexy and Not Virgins, I am one.#howyoudoin

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I walked by two girls...they smelled like whores

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I just realized I am more proud of my hookups than any girl I had a long term relationship with.. #IamIdiot

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Dogs - sniff out IED's & rescue other dogs from the highway -- Cats smother babies and will eat your eyeballs. Argument Over.

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Money saving tip online. Buy cheaper wine! Its sweeter! By that logic I should be buying twinkies to save money. #fatAmerica

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People still care about hockey? If I want to see a bunch of white guys beating each others asses in the cold I'd go to Boston.

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Blunch - The meal you eat after a wake n bake

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No one should be allowed to be a millionaire if he doesn't know what a f*cking grapefruit is.

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In addition, the birth went smoothly. Don't see how that is possible. #Cave?

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Jessica Simpson Headline. "baby Maxwell is eating like a champ and has a big appetite" ...no sh*t #learnedfromMommy

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Jessica Simpson's baby = 9 lbs. 12 oz
Jessica Simpson's amniotic fluid = Ocean

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Purell is still better than Smirnoff. And you look less like a douche drinking it.

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@jimmycarr Amazing