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http://t.co/oedTzWhVyB Auto-correct changed my "I'm tired" to "shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch".

[wilmer angulo medran @wiamer]

http://t.co/0WVIQ6f1Qa Remember, in a few days this'll be last year.

[wilmer angulo medran @wiamer]

http://t.co/TqEDcRm9 Next time someone wants you to hold a baby, say "I'm so bad with live babies!"

[wilmer angulo medran @wiamer]

Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww. http://t.co/eVtjNLek

[wilmer angulo medran @wiamer]

http://t.co/DAV4d29q I remember that one time, before Twitter, when I went outside and did shit.

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Well, that didn't work. Anybody need 1000 custom candy hearts saying "Threesome?" http://t.co/uAysbM3s

[wilmer angulo medran @wiamer]

http://t.co/FaSQWRGf "Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon

[wilmer angulo medran @wiamer]

http://t.co/eVtjNLek Hey, can everyone stop making new movies and TV shows for a while so I can catch up?