Wiffle

used to play through a couple of games p quick, now play cards ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Wiffle @Wiffle___]

Update 210224. My favourite 100 albums all time, 1 per artist. I'm listening to less new music nowadays so this is mostly to shuffle where my opinions have changed, but there a few additions :)

[Wiffle @Wiffle___]

Update 100722. Doing one album per artist from now on for more variety (3 artists have 2 in the top 10 if not lol).

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the genders:

[Antonio J. Manzanedo @AJManzanedo]

Shark dragon

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Still acting weird) hey sorry for acting so weird earlier

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

Imagine a circle, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice. You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops. Where did it land?

[turbomander @turbomander]

I heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might sign up myself.

[別府さい✯Sai Beppu @allotment31]

スレスパ2で一番嫌い

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The Instagram account of the Toronto restaurant The Fancy Induced Burger responding to this question about their name with “Hey it’s just a cheese experience :)” - something I think about a lot

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

You Should be Able to Control How much Blood goes to Each part of Your Body so You Could Send it all Straight to Your Feet and Create so Much Pressure That Your Feet just Blow Clean Off

[Antonio Rossi @AntonioMGRossi]

Ratchet and Clank will always be number 1 ❤️

[mirthmasterr @vrunt]

subtle joke you missed as a kid:

when your car goes off the track in mario kart, you get Toad (“towed”) - the character Toad shows up on a cloud to drag you to safety

[Wiffle @Wiffle___]

hello fresh dont want you to know this but you dont have to cook the meals you can just eat the ingredients theres nothing they can do

[Wiffle @Wiffle___]

Another year another Enter Shikari #1 spot

[Wiffle @Wiffle___]

Another year another Enter Shikari #1 spot

[garshmo @garshmo]

(The baldest a guy has ever been) hey what’s up

[spor @sporadica]

He moves through a realm not made for him, where order has replaced nature. A world that mirrors the shape of creation but improperly. The mechanisms hum like wind streams without souls, precise but hollow, lacking spirit. Where am I, he wonders.

Sometimes, I understand him.

[John fawn @ipostdeer]

what a beautiful day i sure hope no one throws a chee-

[Wiffle @Wiffle___]

@RuhPhorte In my opinio- hold on I'm just being told that that's allegedly not the same pose. Yes, we have confirmation that those are two different poses. Care to explain?

[helen @helen]

she really got my ass in the family group chat… i’ve never seen anything even close to this before

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

When I was a kid I was at McDonald’s at the top of the slide with another kid. He said go go go! And pushed me down into the dark. When I got out of the slide he was somehow waiting for me at the bottom. I told my mom about it and she said I’m glad you made a friend honey