Wilde Thingy

I have nothing to declare except my top tweets -

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Trying to beat the philosophy out of this philosophy student.

"But why?", he screams.

This only makes me punch him harder.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Grateful for the journey and everything I’ve learned along the way. Bitcoin has taken me further than I ever imagined, and putting my profits toward a second home feels incredible. Huge thanks to @W_AliceCathie for the guidance. 🏡✨

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Another key added 🔑
All thanks to crypto trading and my amazing mentor @W_AliceCathie for guiding and enlightening me throughout the journey. It’s truly been a blessing, and I’m super grateful.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

The past few months have been incredible. Crypto trading with @W_AliceCathie has helped me reach goals I once only dreamed of. I recently completed my house, and today I recorded a £257,000,000, profit. Truly grateful for the journey and the growth.

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Honestly, this is a big moment for me. I’ve just finished building my house something I’ve been working towards for a long time and it still doesn’t feel real. I genuinely couldn’t have done it without my crypto coach @W_AliceCathie. She’s helped me grow, make solid profits.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Another piece added to the collection. All thanks to the gains from crypto. Stayed consistent, trusted the process, and kept putting in the work. Big shoutout to my coach @W_AliceCathie for the guidance. Progress takes time, but seeing the results makes it all worth it. ⌚️🫶🏼

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Over the past few weeks, I’ve been trading crypto with @W_AliceCathie and making steady profits. A few days ago, I treated myself to a new car, and today I withdrew £90,000. I never expected things to go this well, but I’m genuinely grateful and excited for what’s next.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

I don’t usually post things like this, but it’s only fair to give credit to my coach. Yesterday I made a withdrawal from my crypto profits, and today I was able to purchase a car quite remarkable. Grateful for the progress, thanks to @W_AliceCathie for the guidance.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d 🤐

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

@fesshole 😂

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

For anyone wanting to know my opinion on the massive Scottish premiership decider today, the main thing is it's a good game, everyone enjoys themselves and behaves well.

(also C'MON THE HEARTS!!! ♥️ ♥️ ♥️)

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

What does lest mean? I forget.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Me: I've designed a robot that travels in time to kill it's designer. It's a paradox tester.
Her: Where is it?
Me *flickers* Where's what?

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

The most important skill in management is to convince everybody else how busy you are.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

I am a beacon of positive, happy energy and, if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

@Srirachachau 😭 😭 😭

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@paulmasonnews He's a good communicator but not sure he's yet demonstrated an ability to really get things done, without just chucking money at it. Will be interesting to see it he has the nous to think strategically about uk problems and actually make hard decisions about winners & losers.

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I am a very efficient lover, I like to boast.

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@citizenkawala You won't believe how hard us Scots pronounce our ts. And just wait till you hear our Rs 😉 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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As all perversions inevitably become socially acceptable, what will the Internet even be for

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I've told my friends to just ignore annoying assholes but they've stopped paying any attention to me.