Jeff ⚡️

“ Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else….”

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Beyonce would've really been a problem in any era of music.

[soldieryoncé 🐝 @soldieryonce]

This may strike a nerve for some hive but lemonade wouldn’t exist if she divorced him… the whole point is Life gave her lemons & she made lemonade. It’s literally in the title…Plus, she DID leave him & got back with him on her own accord, yall didn’t listen to 4:44 & EIL.

[tone @tony_b_goode]

Black gay bars are closing while everybody profits off Black queer culture. Ballroom gets copied, our slang gets recycled, our aesthetics get monetized, & suddenly non-Black people are the face of “Black gay” events.
How do u consume the culture but erase the people who built it?

[Jeff ⚡️ @Wilde__]

I would be disputing with my bank. Immediately

[Brandon Avedikian @bavedikian]

Bought a $1,742.80 camera online from BestBuy.

The FedEx delivery driver stole it. FedEx admitted it.

But BestBuy won’t give a refund. They said we need to “work with local law enforcement.”

Thought everyone should know if you buy from @BestBuy and a @FedEx driver steals what you paid for, your money is gone. Neither company will make it right.

I’ve spent over $30K at BestBuy and will never spend another penny there.

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Michelle Obama has spoken fairly regularly about how the Obama’s would miss out on opportunities so they would not inconvenience the public because they were in the White House to serve others.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone.

[MISSESHABABY. @baddieeey]

I think people reduce Beyoncé’s 20s to “being with Jay-Z” and ignore that she was simultaneously building one of the biggest careers in music. Yes, she loved him. But she wasn’t some girl whose life revolved around her man. She was focused on her craft and her own timeline too.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"Why do gay people force their beliefs on others?"

[faith ♡‧₊˚ ꕤ @stuckinrem]

her mixes are so good... her catalog is so expansive she can use her own songs

[Jeff ⚡️ @Wilde__]

Watching this Brandy Roots set on YouTube … and I don’t like how dead this crowd was…she was EATING!. Yall be playing with my girl!

[Jeff ⚡️ @Wilde__]

Mind you… no one gives a shit. 🤣

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

they really thought everyone was gonna gaf like i’m in tears LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[rave* @rareblurs]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[neiiy @letsgoeightmile]

whew her feet dirty af… maybe she was just a crazy little girl running down the bronx

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Y’all being unnecessarily mean to Latto during her album release and becoming a new mother that’s dealing with postpartum is very corny and low vibrational.

Real life losers in this app.

[west @Rickwest_]

They gave atl everything they had 😭😭

[⭑ @righteousdlx]

hard/rude boy (kids' choice awards 2010)