The Wine Wankers 🍾🤛🎉🥂

Join our journey as we fight through the jargon in search of a good glass of wine. The loudest winos on social media and proudly the pop music of #wine!

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We're stoked to be included on this 2020
@SommChoiceAward
list with some of the most passionate #wine lovers in the world! Includes
@JancisRobinson @KellyMitchell @Fiery01Red @madelineelectro @megmaker @thewinefind + tagged https://t.co/yyoSNiwGn7

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How our brains work after a long weekend. #wine

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How our brains work after a long weekend. #wine

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Dressing for the part. #wine

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Hmmm… still not quite enough. #wine

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20/20 vision if you ask me… #wine

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We’ll toast to that this June. #wine

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Jesus isn’t the only one replacing water with wine. #wine

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It’s a better investment. #wine

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Phone on do-not-disturb, Kylie doco on the TV, and a glass of Chardonnay to top it all off. #wine

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Preparing emotionally for Monday. #wine

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Deconstructed coq au vin. #wine

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My circadian rhythm is just caffeine and cab sav. #wine

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Resistance is futile at anything above 12.5%. #wine

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Women in STEM (Sauvignon, Tempranillo, Espresso Martini). #wine

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Euro summer energy, Costco budget. #wine

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If they wanted us to know, they would’ve put it on the label. #wine

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A nasal douche before wine tasting. WTF!?! 😳

Your nasal passages need to be pristine if you want to pick up that subtle dusting of lime powdered sugar and the #ClareValley region's signature slatey minerality! 🍷

Is this Drew's dedication to his craft or him being absolutely ridiculous? Let us know/ nose in the comments. 👃

#WineWankers #Riesling #WineTasting #Douche

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@AnnaMantchakidi But flavour dilution!

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Don’t add ice to wine. Do this instead.

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@limerickwhiskey They get mushy when they defrost.

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@jjjb1974 Who’s got that much time to wait!