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Quick poll: Should I return to fart-themed tweets? It *is* comedy gold — and clearly was more popular than the other two twits. p.s. I still have my job.
I told my coworker today that her “contrails smelled nice.” Expecting a call from HR in 3…2…
I've been composing my second tweet for 5 years.
I farted at work today while blowing my nose. I have no idea if it was audible or not because I was blowing loudly. I felt it though.
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