You don't know women; if they like you, you can piss in the sink. But if they don't like you, you can make them the Queen of England and they will shit on you -- Mario Puzo from The Last Don
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I am generally good when it comes to kidding others, but I am in a class of my own when it comes to kidding myself -- James Hadley Chase in A Can of Worms
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