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Relationships are hard. That’s why I stick to paperback romance — it’s way easier to close the chapter.

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Ten months into 2024, two to go! Which book was your favourite read this year?

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Who needs weights when you’ve got hardcover novels and an emotional burden from too many characters?

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Who needs cardio when I’m already out of breath from reading plot twists?

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Freight trains are zooming by, and I’m still trying to stay awake while reading. What’s my life?

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"COP16 debating urgent funding…"
Me: Urgently debating if I really need groceries over books.

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"COP16 finances in chaos..."
Just like my budget after saying “Just one more book.”

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"Big talk at COP16, little action on funding..."
Sounds like me telling everyone I’ll finally finish my TBR this year.

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"COP16 debating funds for biodiversity..."
Me, debating funds for my next book haul: “It’s for the environment... of my bookshelf!”

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"Debating funding for biodiversity"
Sounds like my book promotion budget meeting: all ideas, no funds!

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You've got the perfect plot twist - I never saw you coming!

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Are you a plot twist? Because you've turned my world upside down!

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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, but I'm still reading for the chemistry!

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I’d say you’re like a fine book: I want to take my time with you and savor every moment.

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The only marathon I’m running is avoiding real life with a 12-hour reading binge.

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Nobody will remember
•Your favourite book
•Your favourite author
•Your favourite bookstore

People will remember the book you pretended to have read so you could join the conversation.

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Nobody will remember
•Your favourite book
•Your favourite author
•Your favourite bookstore

People will remember that one book you borrowed and never returned.

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Nobody will remember
•Your favourite book
•Your favourite author
•Your favourite bookstore

People will remember when you tried to pronounce 'genre' for the first time.

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Nobody will remember
•Your favourite book
•Your favourite author
•Your favourite bookstore

People will remember how you mispronounced 'epitome' in front of everyone.

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Do you believe in love at first chapter, or should I read you again?