Taylor Sparks

a real shithead

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

Hell yeah I've always thought Westbrook was the REAL mvp!

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

Too many times in my adult life have I confused scallions and scallops.

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

How long into a relationship until it's cool to be like "Hey can I tweeze your unibrow?"

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

Pillow between my knees while I sleeep

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

For real https://t.co/Dz9rq66YTd

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The little kid that spoke for all of Oklahoma City.

https://t.co/bw7Zn0Ai5g

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

That last ep of #GOT had me sweatin

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

Had pistachio gelato for breakfast, so you could say it's all good.

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

I do NOT trust any grown woman that smells like cotton candy

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

One thing I'll never do is be down with chilled soup.

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

If you like piña coladas

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

A young frat dude just hard winked at me in a steakhouse.

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

Some of the one's in my wallet smell like really sweet, cheap perfume. I can only assume from a g-string. Honestly though, it makes me happy

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

@BICGroup gotta be putting in like half the butane now days.

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

When you wake up and cypress hill is your first spotify play. #onthatweekendship

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

I've developed a deep appreciation for mustard

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

RIP Lemmy 😥

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

Someone told me yesterday that I have nice hamstrings?

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

Wanna apologize in advance to all the people around me on my flight back to okc in a bit.. Haven't wore deodorant in like 5 days

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

I wish my phone would stop trying to make me say ducking... It's always fucking.

[Taylor Sparks @witchtaylor]

I need my benzos!