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Video Essayist. She/They.
Enthusiast of all things unsettling.
My ferns are dead and only I am to blame. 🌿

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Someone called me a rat, and I said, "hey if I were a rat I'd already be off this sinking ship!"

On that note 🥸

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Phrenologists must really be wildin on St Patrick's Day

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So like, the ultimate antagonist of Heart Eyes wass like . . .

Non-monogamy?

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@DannyDrinksWine Hell yea Kevin bringing home the (recommendation) bacon!

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Watching Heart Eyes and ugh Mason Gooding makes every girl's basement flood. . . And then you remember that he's a pseudo-zionist and all that dries faster than ice in the Sahara

[eden riley 🌻 @peedenisonline]

imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this

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So like, labubu = squishmallows, but for tiktok influencers?

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Went into Sugar Rot expecting fempunk John Waters, got to watch nine back-to-back sexual assaults played straight instead.

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@meeksfilm If those kids could do basic arithmetic they would be very upset with you!

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@adrianraee Oooo you're going to enjoy this digestif

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When National Post opinion writers fail at pushing their anti-Indigenous rhetoric, it's good to know that they can fall back on The One Joke that conservatives have.

[Jamie Sarkonak @sarkonakj]

@WitchingHourYT Spoken like a true she/they

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@sarkonakj Having 20% shorter long-term sentences when a population is jailed at 46% higher rates than their white peers when found guilty isn't the argument you think it is.

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@sarkonakj Speak to any legal scholar and they'll tell you that charged at higher rates is not meaningless - putting aside baseless charges that prosecutors don't pursue, it speaks to which groups are likelier to be policed.

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The Polish Mainstream won't blame alt-right military culture nor nationalist jingoism, the moment that it came out that the University of Warsaw killer watched extreme horror I knew what scapegoat the state would use instead of digging into the core issues

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It's rough to be a linguists, when your professional industry is singlehandedly held up by Eggers period pieces

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@MissShenis @sempiternalsap Her main product were craft handbags - ended up losing her house when sales crashed

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@sarahbethily @nocontext1996 iiiiiis it the same tai tho

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My favourite fact about "the libertarian dream experiment" is that the town ended up having the highest number of sex offenders per capita while it was ongoing.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Libertarians took over a town in New Hampshire. They gutted the government, slashing every “wasteful” service.

Including garbage pickup.

Due to this, the town was soon overrun by bears. The libertarians fled.

That failed experiment is now happening on a national scale.

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@meeksfilm I didn't hear about his sexual orientation - tbf from what I gathered he was about to jump bc of a failed job interview (or bc of job pressure?). I actually wish they developed his character a bit more, even if they went in that direction!

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@haalasback not just crushing adderall in the back of a punk show after two back-to-back 8h shifts - have they learnt nothing from their millennial elders with devastated serotonin systems?