WittySailor

Jack-of-all-trades, Linux dabbler, small time server manager, traveler. Enthusiast of various things. Sailors never age, they just get a little dingy. N6ETC

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Ok, Promised new video. "Just Sailor Things"

I am **NOT** a professional video dude, and it shows! 😂

Let me know what you think, if there's anything you'd like to see more of. ASK QUESTIONS!

Credit to ROCKOT (https://t.co/upjiC0ZBb8) for the audio track.

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@AunySillyMe You’re too self critical. We all have scars. I’m proudest of one caused by a chainsaw when I was about 12.

I’m embarrassed by a chicken pox scar that has since become a keloid, that I tried to hide with a tattoo.

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@Miss_G_1 Hence while I delete far more than I post.

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@kunoichi_jp_ Japan was the first place I had been where an intermission in a 90 minute movie existed.

Also the first place I had been where I could buy a beer to enjoy the movie with.

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@KSJ_Kreative Shuck work clothes and a cold beverage.

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@washghost1 @ArcherSys Nobody has ever been able to explain pairs of shoes tangled in phone lines either. I’ve never seen it happen, but they exist!

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@tuuu28283 Tsu-san,

The best way to improve is to speak. You’re doing well!

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@kittytreats You can buy those stickers on Amazon.

I sincerely considered getting a thousand of them. For pranks just like this.

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@Cryptocockatooo The child is 20.

It’s a good hurt.

Better than him punching me in the face.

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I returned from the ship last Tuesday and a child of mine hugged me so hard he cracked a rib.

Breathing and sleeping is still uncomfortable, but despite that, it’s good to feel welcomed back to this house.

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@WelDemi161 I didn’t know “beni shoga” was the English translation for that kind of ginger. I thought it was something else.

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@WelDemi161 RED PICKLED GINGER IS MY FAVORITE!

You can have sea urchin, though. That’s disgusting to me.

And eggplant can be sent to the land of demons. That’s my true nemesis.

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@kaeruZangyo I’ve been there!

I have stories of Akihabara.

Pretty girl, too. I noticed her before the station name. 😅

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@nature_yukiueda I’ve been a sailor for most of my adult life, and I’ve never seen anything like this.

Congratulations on your luck!

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@agonyhope1817 So much this.

I’d take a butchering of a unique idea over the destruction of my childhood.

I haven’t been to a theater since “Last Jedi” and I walked into that KNOWING it would be a mistake.

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@RedRebeccax At first I thought you meant your mom was the one in the revealing outfit.

That made reading this post way funnier.

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@midwestern_ope I went there once because I have traversed from being a resident to a tourist.

I left with 6 t-shirts and cheese that redefined how I experience life.

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Do research on the culture of “Southern Polite”.

We have a private language too

The funniest one to me is “Bless your heart.”

Depending on context, tone and inflection, it can mean anything from, “that’s nice,” to “you’re an idiot,” and even “I’ve never met a more stupid person.”

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@current_access Best wishes, and a speedy recovery for him!