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[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

Now THIS is the kind of #London Street Art I can fully support ...

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Work review, big boss talking about "personal objectives" (not the same as "commercial objectives"), asked for an example and they come out with "last year mine was to make sure I eat dinner at 8pm"

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

I have a colleague that only watches WWE, next year my goal is to get them to watch this match

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Jurassic Park on the telly. They should've let Muldoon kill one dinosaur in the lead up to the "clever girl" moment.

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Is this misty aesthetic on today's football some kind of promo for Nosferatu???

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Yeah a Boxing Day trip to watch Reading is nice but even better is a couple hours escaping the insane temperature my mum keeps her house at

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Die Hard With A Vengeance is not a Christmas movie but I will happily watch it on Christmas Day

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Me cracking open a Punk IPA on Christmas day after slagging off Brewdog for the last year

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka 🙏

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

@Firebirdxox Got You Bet on and people are guessing goats from photos of their teats...

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Getting ready for my annual dose of "normal telly"

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

"just checking if you saw my email from earlier"

I did and I ignored it as it's not important and it's also Christmas Eve Eve, let me eat chocolate in peace

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Meeting invite:
"[Person]'s birthday was yesterday and they kept it quiet. Thought we could do a cake when everyone is in tomorrow 😃"

Declining out of solidarity and respect for workplace boundaries

[TRANS GIRLS BE FREE @NICOLEBHC]

I’d like to give a special shout out to my homeboy Luigi Mangione. Keep up the good work baby 1 less we gotta worry about

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

This video would have been absolute gold on Limewire

[The Golden Age of Metalcore @goldenmetalcore]

Martyr AD performing American Hollow (2004)

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Listens to Coal Chamber once

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

English television presenter, Graham Norton wearing a Red Nose for Red Nose Day (2003)

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

MLS Cup Final is fun viewing, LA v New York, 27 degrees of sunshine in December, pundits all shouting instead of talking, Marco Reus on a bench and some decent finishes so far

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Fav new corporate talk is "I'm happy for you to take the lead on that", which decodes as "Leave me alone, you do it and let me know how it goes"

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

Until recently we had a content platform called 'MDMA' and my boss never seemed to clock people exchanging surprised looks and smiles

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My wife's work has a meeting called Quality Improvement Meeting. They refer to this as the 'Quim' meeting, and this will never not be funny for either me or her. She tells me they even sometimes talk about a "deep dive in the quim". Incredible.

[G-G-G-Gary @Wizardlowski]

"We're so happy Despicable Me 4 grossed 1 billion dollars"

"btw canteen prices are going up next week"

Gotta love corporate life