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This is my manifesto. Thanks for your contribution.

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I’ll stick with the amateur nouns thanks

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@TaoOfCats @Langerhans_isle I mean, at least what I THINK @Langerhans_isle is saying is that just about any town square that he could have chosen might have had a dark history. That doesn’t mean the song’s message is racist.

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@Langerhans_isle @TaoOfCats Unfortunately, I think this is largely true.

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@TaoOfCats One of the first scenes shows a white hand of an apparent miscreant lighting a Molotov cocktail. I’m no fan of the performative patriotism or “Come and Take It” schtick, but I think what Shannon and others are implying sounds pretty damn racist.

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1993: “By 2023 we’ll have flying cars!”
2023: *screaming my order for the 3rd time so the drive-thru attendant can hear me through their tin-can-and-string*

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Explaining to my wife what I got her for Christmas

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@AndreaLynnLewis So sorry. Beautiful kitty. It's hard when that little life that has been a part of yours for so long is now gone. 😿 Hope you and your littles are doing well.

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We have weaponized the word "weaponize"

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@ItsGoneAwry Hey. I just popped on and saw you’ve been sick. I just wanted to wish you a quick recovery. ❤️

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@AndreaLynnLewis I hope you’re feeling better soon! ❤️

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Within a span of about 2 minutes, the young woman at the drive-thru window called me “Dear” three times and “Honey” once. Is this a date? 🥰

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Well, if that’s the way they do things *unzip*

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Come Thou fount of every blessing

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@AndreaLynnLewis I don’t need that kind of competition

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I hear it might be worthwhile to spend more time here again. Is that right?
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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@AndreaLynnLewis It seems to be an unpopular opinion, but I think the availability of anything and everything on the internet poses all kinds of threats to children - threats many (possibly most?) parents are unaware of or unequipped to manage.

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*me when a girl asks if i'm seeing other women* I'm not a biologist

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When you log on to Twitter

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