Alex Wood

Comedian @JustforLaughs @cbc @lolnetwork @TODAYshow Get my book "Float Like a Butterfly Drink Mint Tea" now available online or in stores across Canada.

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I wrote an article for Vice about quitting booze, coke, weed, caffeine, cigarettes, red meat, dairy, porn, credit cards and gossip. I now have a fedora with a card that says "Press" https://t.co/KJu1uBn4Uf

[sarah berman @sarahberms]

maybe you need this @woodcomedy motivation to quit all of your addictions in 2018? https://t.co/H3jK2eJfaj

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@jakepaul Why don't you fight Benavidez?

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"oh yeah let's start killing billionaires"
Mother fucker you won't even stop shopping at Walmart.

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When I lived in downtown Toronto I was very pro bike lane and tolls for people driving in from the GTA.
Now I live in Richmond Hill and drive downtown and I have to be honest I still feel the same because I'm not a selfish piece of shit.

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American babies are about to get an ice plunge instead of measles vaccine

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@WakehamNick I liked this in the chat so I'm coming back for it here

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Brett Favre really going hard for that pardon

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@newL1f3 @TheSaurus831 @PhotobombingC I think you mean "unequivocally". But continue explaining how you know more than the Noble Prize winners.

[Nathan Macintosh @Nathanmacintosh]

Rogan seems to be the only guy who irons his t-shirts and keeps his dress shirts in a pile on the floor

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I know who this Yankees fan is voting for next week

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I for one think the Wade statue looks pretty good

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Dodgers Yankees World Series

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@patterballs Following this to see how the cleaning goes.

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Can't wait to pay $765 for a nosebleed seat to cheer on my Rogers Presents Toronto Raptors

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Biden is waking up tomorrow thinking he's still in the race

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Trump during the prayer:

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Imagine being a woman in America in 2026 that needs an abortion after she's raped and the doctor says "sorry Hulk Hogan said you can't"

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These All-Star jerseys are the worst thing to happen to America in the last few days

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@DanRafael1 Tell the judges

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Tim Pool fact checking the debate*

Trump: when I was president every American drove a solid gold spaceship

Tim Pool: that's true

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The NBA just signed 7 billion in TV rights and put out Microsoft clip art graphics for the finals