Othella Woodruff

a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in MYPENIS. the wife starts laughing hysterically when it says ' sorry not long enough '

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How funny is it that whites called themselves the pure race and now we know that Africans are the only humans without Neanderthal DNA? Haha.

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I hate people that say,"He's a nice person once u get to know him." They might as well just say, "He's a dickhead,but u'll get used to it."

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There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule - George Osner

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Christmas #joke What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia!

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Beauty #joke Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly? She was pretty ugly

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Playful Chic Striped Tank Strapped Pocketed Jumpsuit http://t.co/dVBMsbwe

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#TeamFollowBack @Iviesvftk @EgyLotto @MiZzCARibbeaN @ayuemiraa @steven_sas @gendisalnd @Ivienlyeg #ff #FollowFriday

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@Lafollettezk I visualize things in my mind before I have to do them. It is like having a mental workshop - Jack Youngblood

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#TeamFollowBack @SingleNat @teteprawr @ATono96 @sitabenitez @romadaniah @othaaaaaa @Reutrrs #ff #FollowFriday

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Horse #joke As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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ALFREDO FLORES IS A BEAST haha, oh yesssssssss :D!

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@Novyzkg Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble - Carl Jung

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@MichelleWayan Who is rich He that is content. Who is that Nobody - Benjamin Franklin

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Mom, dad. Can you please buy me ɑ car when I'm 16! Also, I want to have ɑ party like the ones on MTV's super sweet 16. Their reaction: T_T

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1123 - can we talk? I guess you're nice (: I love demi lovato too! Isn't she awesome!

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Dirty #joke Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all

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Car and train #joke Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics

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#TeamFollowBack @BandanaFashion @xiaoqueilla @yourWifeFITCH_ @cine_escape @iyaiyas @miiesel @lovemyjayys #ff #FollowFriday

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Who will you encounter? Friend of foe? Find out in Muramasa: The Demon Blade for Wii http://t.co/kquc2pK6

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Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl - Swordfish