Amanda 🌞

trying to avoid as many techno-dystopian scenarios as possible // Longhorn, Blue Devil, and Cleveland sports apologist

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Federal and state health officials are reportedly investigating whether Taco Bell restaurants played a role in one of the largest U.S. outbreaks of an illness that causes explosive diarrhea https://t.co/S7vW0vUE5T

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@valuesauce @ResistanceSean This rule got over the finish line with Biden and a court struck it down 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@umichvoter Rare Abdul L

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

Some of our elite tween athletes need to ditch their hoop dreams and take one for the team

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@hecubian_devil My undergrad era eyebrows alone would deter me from ever running for office

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

fireworks outside the visiting team hotels all night.... extreme heat and storms interrupting games ... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ...

sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now. these concacolors don't run baby

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@KarlBrophy We solved that problem too

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

I know a lefty Jew still deeply involved in the mainstream Jewish community who carefully lays out their arguments in hopes the most annoying person at their synagogue doesn’t harass them in the DMs when I see one

[Holly Pretsky @hollypret]

Park Slope voter Lawson Shadburn supports Lander. “I am a concerned Jew who's very worried about how U.S. policy towards Israel and Israel's behavior is not good for Israel or for Jews. 
And so it is out of a out of that Jewish consciousness that I am opposed to Dan Goldman.”

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

New favorite piece of World Cup tourism content is this Brit getting absolutely rocked by jalapeño sausage

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

What pisses me off the most about this is the expectation that a guy from central Texas should be a Cowboys fan

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: I have questions I want reporters to ask low T Talarico:

Do you own a gun? Are you a Cowboys fan? Does he know the Spurs are playing tonight? Does he own a truck? Does he believe in premarital sex? Does he wear women’s underwear?

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@davidgross_man @academic_la Problematic 👏 and 👏 ashkenormative

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@morningwarningg “You say my name for the first time baby and I fall in love in an empty bar” is objectively a better lyric too 🫣

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@972mag @Ha_Matar I 100% support economically incentivizing Israeli businesses to not conduct business in settlements or take money from the government. It’s awesome that November Books is getting rewarded for that. But how is +972 involved? Y’all aren’t a publishing house, right?

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@matthewstoller Please read the bill and exec order

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

We should take all that ICE money and put it toward more of those TSA machines that don’t require you to take your laptop out of your bag

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

Mariah’s vocals often overshadow the fact that she wrote those songs herself! She defies what a singer-songwriter is “supposed to” look and sound like. People struggle to process that you can be equal parts diva and auteur.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Thank you @nytimes for this incredible honor. All I ever wanted to be known as, before anything else, is a songwriter. Being in the company of the genius songwriters on this list is an honor all on its own. Thank you @danamo for the illuminating interview, and @VictoriaMonet for your beautifully generous words. It means more than you know.

[araña @xanathgum]

my biggest spongebob headcanon is that sandy is from houston n lived by the NASA space center and her cousin is THE buccee

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn"

Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

@Acyn No shade but can @dieworkwear explain why this suit looks off?

[Amanda 🌞 @wordswithamanda]

How do I sign up for the Reid Wiseman School of Manifestation

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

I choose to believe this fortune I received tonight. Perhaps the Moon or a #JourneyToMars