Super Secret

[Super Secret @WorkMuse]

And another one bites the dust, down another commission plan today...

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It's a lot easier to be effective at sales if you aren't wearing the bill collectors hat half of the time too...

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Why can't this be written more clearly, or better yet, have someone from finance do it!

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Boy oh boy people do not like it when you call and ask them for money, especially if you are the one that owes them money..

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Because the finance team can't seem to handle doing it themselves I had to write invoices for 6 clients today...

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Awesome

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So the sick days have been settled, I can go into the negative, but if I don't get back to zero I have to pay the company the difference...

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So today in my paycheck it turns out that I now accrue sick days, so I don't have enough to take a day... No more getting sick I guess..

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3.5 hours and nothing to show for it...

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And now it's time for the meeting from hell... My guess is 3 hours...

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Bye bye water machine :( http://yfrog.com/32epikj

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Today they told us that $30 per month was too much to pay for the office's filtered water, so now I get to drink from the tap..

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When we returned from Christmas break they told us our lunches were stealing from the company, so we had to add 30 minutes to our day..

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Oh, and clean the bathrooms for 2 months..

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Shortly thereafter we are told we could no longer afford the janitorial staff for a few months so we would be required to take out the trash

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Then another light caught on fire

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After the black widow situation was taken care of, a light in my office caught on fire and it smelled like burnt wiring for 2 days...

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A rat ate through some phone wire in my office and I didn't have a telephone for a day...

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Then I was moving some files around in my office when I discovered a nest of black widow spiders living in my wall...

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They eliminated the position and gave me more work and no raise...