Beth 🧞‍♀️

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[Beth 🧞‍♀️ @Wreck_It_Relph]

The poet the poem

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

sure that’ll be of great comfort to the one in three children in sunderland who live in relative poverty…

[holly @hollythfc]

no tampons or pads but crisps and chocoalte. #ok

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Mo Yassin @MrMMYassin]

Free from the pain of Newcastle Utd for the next two months

[Val💋 @thebalkanaunt]

I’ll stick to sucking tits, thanks

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

i’m tired of living in a world where the majority of people are thick as fuck

[Le Mod @LeModFootball]

They should get the girl on that Carragher spat at

[Frank @FrankFWJH]

something deeply wrong about the fact that this can’t be broadcast, kinda proves the point

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Utter yank nonsense

[Akira @muriendoomee]

mi próximo piercing va a ser un balazo en el medio de las dos cejas

[Lisa P 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @evanslis456]

‘Tis that day again when Jesus closes big Tesco but allows entry to Tesco Express.

[remand chic @our_jesse]

Butter is £8

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

I just saw a straight woman confidently say that lesbian marriage isn't a real marriage; she said it's just "two best friends who get each other off." And like, bestie, I don't know what has gone wrong in your life, but that's exactly what marriage is supposed to be, regardless of the genders involved.

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence.

[erin @eirinnch]

Tesco self checkout are TOO LOUD. Hear ye hear ye Erin’s club card has been accepted. So uncouth

[kara @sloansavery]

CHASING CARS AND IT ENDING WITH HIM SAYING DONT WASTE ONE SINGLE MINUTE IM DEVASTATED

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is

[a l e x @deadfastclub]

sidney prescott has been targeted by 12 (TWELVE) different serial killers … girl at some point YOU’RE the problem

[ravn @mfnravn]

bitch i’m tryna release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin