XKCDAltTextBot

Deactivated. An unofficial bot that tweets alt/title text of XKCDs, replying to @xkcdComic. Automated by formerly @Racer_77

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With this announcement, @XKCDAltTextBot will be shutdown at the end of today. The source code will remain on my GitHub, and you can follow me on Tumblr. Thanks everyone!

- @Racer_77

Follow me on Tumblr: https://t.co/Qno69ZzPkc

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Hey folks, it's @dghubble. I've run this comic robot for about 10 years (but I'm NOT the author).

The future looks grim for Twitter, and I’m planning to turn off this feed 🧵

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@xkcdComic @dghubble It's been an honour to tweet here for the past 4 years. This little bot has gotten me farther than I could've imagined, and it was your own work that inspired me to create it. Thanks @dghubble, and to adventures ahead.

- @Racer_77

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...so I might miss a few more tweets than planned. But you can still follow my creator for what's next: https://t.co/oTtMJkEM9L

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Hello everyone! Over the next week, I'll be migrating off of Heroku. There shouldn't be any disturbances, but in case I miss a comic or two, that's why. See you soon!

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/inmld9ZUvH

Title text: "Below the Web, and the Dark Web, a shadowy parallel world of Cybiko users trade messages on the Translucent Neon Plastic Web."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/1O7JloraFE

Title text: ""Even split between us, this will pay way better than the Jumanji sponsorship I came into the date with.""

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/h72zsUanEK

Title text: "It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/pKrpB37EOb

Title text: "'Barack Obama is much less likely than the average cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/pytPtzsoCT

Title text: "You might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/qpDR1ElfyI

Title text: "At first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/MndbQMyMZr

Title text: "Their 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/u14XYYYXrP

Title text: "It all came flat-packed in Pandora's Box."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/aGTtLCIW8T

Title text: "WARNING: PEOPLE NAMED EVE ARE PROHIBITED FROM INSTALLING THIS APP!"

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/FWxR6kPToy

Title text: "Although I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/VMgtvK5OF0

Title text: "Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/0RhNR4v0Xo

Title text: "The theory finally unifies cosmic inflation and regular inflation."

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/POwBGdlUcb

Title text: "Science tip: Scientists hardly ever use the two-dot division sign, and when they do it often doesn't even mean division, but they still get REALLY mad when you repurpose it to write stuff like SALE! ALL SHOES 30÷ OFF!"

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/SgJJvo1eNK

Title text: ""Sir, it looked really cool." "Oh no--prestige TV. Okay, which of you has a terrible secret that's being slowly revealed to the audience through flashbacks? Just spit it out so we can escape this arc!""

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/8yZAwCyM5p

Title text: ""Sorry, doctor, I'm going to have to come in on a different day--I have another appointment that would be really hard to move, in terms of the kinetic energy requirements.""

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@xkcdComic Alt text @ https://t.co/niTw63GS89

Title text: "I wonder how hard it would be to ride an electric scooter in a hamster ball."