xeaix

i never don't want pictures of your pets | 28 | under 18 DNI | bisexual disaster | header courtesy of @starsleeps ❤️💜💙

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[Sweet Katherin @kattatonique]

Call my dick al gore the way I run it against her bush. Is this anything

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

So when do I get my check because some of that is my money?

[☾ nymberly ☽ @ghoullgrl]

god gave me massive tits to make up for the fact he gave me mental illness

[Abigail ♡ COMMS OPEN @abigailsins]

Slots open for all summer!!
YCHs and customs alike ♥ Comm info link below⬇️

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[maro @ProofofMaro]

I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

Inspiring

[lyris 🥞 @tragickly]

every single day I'm shot and stabbed and disemboweled and defenestrated and hung and crucified and drawn and quartered at my job

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20k$ cash

[xeaix @xeaix]

What if I came back to OF

[frightening fruitcake 🐈‍⬛ @shamehollander]

reading fanfic on the couch at my parents house on christmas day, it’s like i’m 15 again

[xeaix @xeaix]

yeah I may be uncool but you know what else I am? at my fucking limit

[xeaix @xeaix]

all this time I have lacked the vitamin

[a @pawalyzed]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[naki - comms... coming soon? @bigfuckinkobold]

2026 goals

DO NOT SHOWER
porn every day ~2 hours
binge tiktok 40 hours a week minimum
cut off everyone i know
only eat out
erp
die