Cynical Potato

8th squad officer

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@spatziline I love imagining that this form of cuddling is supremely intimate to these two because of how extensive their walls are 🥹 the assassin, trained to kill at moments notice. The spy, trained to be sus of everyone. Both relaxed enough to close their eyes for once with each other

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@Jackattak20 @amritasilwereen @CarlosHank65986 @BbGirls25519 He wants it hidden because he doesn’t understand that proper romance requires growth

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@BbGirls25519 @CarlosHank65986 @amritasilwereen Actually yeah gotta agree with this. Too many of them are just leeching of its current popularity and aren’t actual fans.

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@user277789 @0ccultclub_ Where did you find that gif though? 😂 I’m sorry but I’m crying laughing at that

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

Dark Rukia pretending she’s too cool to be there while bankai Rukia is actually too cool to be there… everyone’s cold 🤭

[Waligner @Waligner]

Happy Birthday, Rukia! 🎉🐰
#BLEACH #朽木ルキア #朽木ルキア生誕祭2024

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@BbGirls25519 Imagine KT coming out and admitting IH/RR marriages were just covers to hide the children’s true parentage 😏

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

Fun fact, yes. My name is Cynical and I am a sentient potato

[miri @eggoslug]

is your twitter name your actual name or

[さなちょ @646nacho]

やっと本音で話せたね

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@_abcheeks Nailed it! You’re sooo unapproachable! I get the shivers 😱

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@Jcell_works This is so adorable 🥹and because no one was there and KT will never expound on EVERYTHING that happened in those months they spent together. This is canon in my mind

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@youresstruly This is a Nebby! This is a rare occasion of her not walking in my chest, laying on my homework while I’m trying to do it, or just being a butt 🥹

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

Istg I’m gonna kick Loids ass if he dare think of Yor as an obstacle to Strix again 😡perhaps Wise should get rid of you and put Yor in charge of the op. She has made way more progress after all

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@farewellswords What is this new novel I keep hearing about?

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@k_kaizer44619 @amritasilwereen About Squad zero either. They felt like they kinda came outta nowhere either when initially they were tasked with dealing with abnormally strong hollows but didn’t see fit to make an appearance as one of their own used an army full of them to terrorize the Gotei 13

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@k_kaizer44619 @amritasilwereen Right like it doesn’t make much sense that you let an entire army of beings capable of curb stomping your strongest members just suddenly get the drop on you but for a majority of the story you heard nothing about them. Let’s add in that you barely heard anything

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@CarlosHank65986 @amritasilwereen @BbGirls25519 Maybe she did at the point in the story but man he sure let life beat that notion out of her without so much as lifting a finger.

Oh wait! Sorry, he did lift a finger! To impede her rescue attempt multiple times 😒

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@amritasilwereen We’re left with a bunch of boob jokes and entire arc of retcon Quincy action after being told they were betrayed/killed off and Ishida was the last one

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@amritasilwereen Bleach is so full of wasted characters and unnecessary innuendo pages like we could’ve easy cut their panel time and added in essential dialogue/growth between the endgame couples that would’ve actually made them “peak romance” but nooo

[Cynical Potato @XrayMunky]

@youresstruly Telling on themseeeeeelves