João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦

Você vai discordar de 90% do que eu disser e vai me adorar por isso. 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇷 he/him. 'Y'all' strongest defender. Year-round ESCstan. Героям слава

📍Na merda

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

And btw it's [ˈʒwɐ̃ʊ̯̃ 'https://t.co/r8YMnJahqbɹ (d͡ʒi) ˈma.tʊs]

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Any excuse to bring one of the greatest videos on the internet back into the timeline.

The way his face lights up when he hears his name always gets me.

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

@mikitaposts Chicagoans are on a spectrum of evilness that goes from the pope to Nikita

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

I like 67 as a meme because it's not a "X good Y bad" regurgitated pattern like 99% of memes

[space cadet 🇪🇺🌐🇩🇪 @actsmaniac]

western neoliberals have more in common with a Tsinghua Business school graduate turned CCP bureaucrat than with western communists

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

Eu fico chocado quantas pessoas não sabem isso

[rádio nopelo @vinizadu]

a recepcionista pediu meu cpf
passei
a mulher na recepção levanta e fala assim comigo:
-EU TENHO CERTEZA QUE CÊ É MINÊRO!
-uai como é que ce sabe?
-SEU CPF TEM 6 NO FINAL!!
e me mostrou um mapa com o numero de cada estado por cpf kkkkkkkk

[alice @slowsuns]

this will never not be funny

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

@alibrooke4ever "napoleon won 5 out of 7 wars"

[Neoliberal Moderate Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇪🇺🗽 @ModRightPatriot]

I reposted both btw

[demônia anti-ocidental 𒀭 @weouthereflyin]

acho engraçadinho quem não consegue pronunciar a fricativa pós-alveolar sonora /ʒ/ (j) e só o fonema surdo aí sai umas coisas tipo "xudeus", "indíxenas", "erre xota"

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

Not to be controversial, but I'm not a huge fan of this Hitler guy

[Hibran -Dante Salazar- @Hibranzko11]

Esta es mi versión jajaja (me uno al mame)

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

@JDabknee Only bottoms care about dick size sorry

[unidos contra o app talking angela @mthsmrndn]

lembrando que existia CHAMADA A COBRAR o ápice da pobreza

[Scar 🌹 @scarlettscarlia]

I love how every reply to this is

Non-muslim: "No it isn't. Also what about Christianity??"

Muslim: "Good."

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

this is like the one thing you are famously not supposed to look into

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

@mikitaposts Then unblock him

[João Vitor 🟩⬜🟦 @Yjvitor]

Literally every Brazilian reading this knows which part of Brazil he went to

[𝖁𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 @ValerianMartyr]

This is how Augustin de Saint-Hilaire, French botanist and traveler, described Brazilians in 1820:

"What seems certain is that everything took place in an orderly fashion, without the shedding of a single drop of blood. This people carry out revolutions with a wisdom that I never tire of admiring, though its causes are easily understood. Brazilians are naturally cold, slow, and not very passionate; since I have been in this country, I have not yet met a single person who displayed any enthusiasm. Even the children have surprised me with their grave and reflective demeanor—they are men in miniature. With this character and accustomed to blind submission, this people must naturally continue to maintain respect for authority, even when revolting against it."

The hypersocial, extroverted, loud, obnoxious, criminally-inclined Brazilians people think of because of the media and the internet are a tiny subset of specifically Cariocas (people from Rio de Janeiro) and university students.

To think all Brazilians are like this is to say "Americans wear large gold chains and play basketball all day" without asking "which Americans?"

[Maria Carolina Gontijo @DuquesaDetax]

Estão chamando o Grupo B de GRUPO DA VIDA e eu tô passando mal.