drew olanoff

dad / troubadour / unofficial @sixers mascot / former @synctera @textplus @techcrunch @yahoo @eyeem @scaleworks / #blamedrewscancer

[drew olanoff @yoda]

Adrian Balboa Esquire Olanoff

2009-2026

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A flesh-eating parasite that had been kept out of U.S. livestock for decades has been detected in Texas, threatening the nation’s cattle industry and food supply at a time when prices are already high. https://t.co/p011Q4crOe

[drew olanoff @yoda]

@MattGelb you ok dude?

[drew olanoff @yoda]

@howertonjosh @sesamestreet Josh, you run a cult.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA+ members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Alistair Barr @alistairmbarr]

Is AI making the "enshittification" of tech even worse?

Walmart distinguished engineer Mike Pfaffenberger thinks so.

He built Code Puppy to fight this, and he issued a warning recently. Here's a slide from his presentation:

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Pro-Trump QB Jaxson Dart shared a TikTok video of Aaron Rodgers suggesting the AIDS epidemic was fake and Biden had been replaced by an imposter.

[Eric Glyman @eglyman]

Today, Ramp raised $750M at a $44B valuation.

Last time we grew this fast, we were 1/20th the size.

For 2000 years, business was built on two pillars. Today, a third: intelligence.

It’s your least governed cost. It’s also your single greatest opportunity.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: President Trump's former national security adviser John Bolton is expected to plead guilty over mishandling classified documents, sources familiar with the matter told @ABC News.

Read more: https://t.co/qIb2cEgXQe

[drew olanoff @yoda]

what a piece of shit. https://t.co/6Q0YctmNhG

[Jason Mikula @mikulaja]

Would you still vibe code a bunch of half-baked apps if it cost you $20,000/month instead of $200/month?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Olivia Rodrigo slams ICE for using her song in a promotional video:

"It was so deeply disturbing to see that propaganda, and the fact it was my song in there made me feel even more enraged. What they’re doing is so awful and barbaric and cruel."

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

Official. ✍️

Welcome to Philly, Mike Gansey!

[MLB @MLB]

The 5th-longest single-season scoreless innings streak since 1893!

Cristopher Sánchez had a run for the ages 🔥

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

They are cowards. They signed him. They chose to advocate for him. They cover for him. Hockey culture at its finest

[drew olanoff @yoda]

@SmashDawg Christ B. Deliverin'

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Even One Drink a Day Could Raise Your Cancer Risk, Study Warns https://t.co/wU0kAK2I3s

[drew olanoff @yoda]

lolololol

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: President Trump chose Bill Pulte to be acting director of national intelligence. Pulte is currently the head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency. https://t.co/giszsxhODn

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

I will be a hard NO on FISA Section 702 reauthorization.

Whether or not the totally unqualified and corrupt Bill Pulte gets confirmed, trump’s nomination of Pulte has already shown trump would have no problem with weaponizing intelligence against Americans he doesn’t like.

[drew olanoff @yoda]

👋

[Bloomberg @business]

Bitcoin has fallen 36% over the past year and slipped below $70,000 this week, extending a retreat that is undermining several of the arguments that helped carry the cryptocurrency into the financial mainstream https://t.co/Xt5i6lgD79

[drew olanoff @yoda]

There’s no I in team. No AJ either.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patriots WR AJ Brown has arrived at his new office.