usagi

don't save me for later, I won't be here

[usagi @yungyous]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Prello @DPrello]

My favorite part of flu season is when the same people who got the flu shot get the flu and say well imagine how bad it would have been without it.

[Naomi @justnaomi01]

I love that you just never fucking know with me

[usagi @yungyous]

@juscloedenise ayo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[kea @kearchives2235]

My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart

[viagra @1800viagra]

i love a mr. makeithappen

[Shenseea @SHENYENG]

The fact i'm not gonna be on this earth forever is all the motivation i need to do wtf i want

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

a lust-driven man can be one of the most dangerous types of men to be with. when his desires come before everything else, your feelings, your trust, and your heart can end up paying the price.

[Innocent_ @Innocent849]

This video never get old 😂😂

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

Time to rewatch series 1 of Mr Robot.

[The Bolshevik Enthusiast @ZeBolshevikman]

Economy so fucked that even the Holocaust is suffering from inflation

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I’m suspicious of homes with no pets. Like where is your creature?? Who’s roaming the premises?? Who’s in charge of security??

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb

[ؘ @rororosalier]

“that’s not on me, that’s on god”

-rosalía. 2026

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Dude I’m not smoking cigs because I think it makes me attractive. I’m smoking cigs because it feels good and also because it kills you

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

saying solo trips is strictly for single people is exactly why y’all relationships do not last. y’all are so codependent and smothering that you do not realize healthy space is needed in relationships. its normal to have a life outside of your partner.

[Pan @pangrey123]

Job interviews be like, "What can you do?"

Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.

[k @Kaartikkkkk]

Me explaining to my friend how I'm self aware and delusional at the same time

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.

[usagi @yungyous]

@hoIysaintwest @karlkana 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭