Chance J’Aitort

My eyes are open and my ears are shut

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@nypost Wife’s*

Please terminate this headline and try again

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@nypost Did they cuff the beheaded man and read him his rights?

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@DudespostingWs How many farts?

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@sammorril Honestly thought the guy on the right was @HunterBiden at first

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@TomBrady Is this available at @pizzahut ?

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@SenSchumer Chuck, there’s still time for you to host a watch party and invite these people over https://t.co/ItJ6IBEphp

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@SenSchumer @POTUS Any chance you could host a @nyknicks watch party at your place? I want to try one of your world-famous burgers!

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@DefiantLs He should write that on that billboard he calls a forehead

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@SenSchumer @POTUS Any chance you could host a @nyknicks watch party at your place? I want to try one of your world-famous burgers!

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@libsoftiktok Yes, ma’am, Mrs. Duckworth.

Piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, Mrs. Duckworth

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@StuartFeiner Les was More back then, Stu

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@jontaffer @guypbenson Jon Taffer if he were in charge of the Strait of Hormuz…

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@BasedMikeLee I’ll listen to it on audio book if you read it to me. I want each character to have their own voice, though.

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@DefiantLs We need more people with less documents. We also need to listen to Sunny more.

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@ABC Why didn’t the @Dodgers include @AROD in the display?

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@elonmusk @ICEgov please locate this mariachi band…

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@LeadingReport Ugh, I’m terrible at guessing blank letters…Trump rally…shitting? shirting? Yeah, it has to be the Trump Rally Shitting, for sure

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@MagicJohnson Name a way that he’s special

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@EdKrassen But they’re single-handedly eliminating the voting base for @TheDemocrats. You should be upset, Eddie

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@SpeakerPelosi @Tim_Walz was the person in front of that tank. We missed out on a great VP

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@AnthonyCumia He has great tits