Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto)

🤣 Crypto amateur comedian & Parody Author | Laughter in everything wrong with the world | Not Satoshi, but his funnier cousin

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

🤣 Heya, I'm Zatoshi Pseudomoto, the long-lost cousin of Satoshi Nakamoto! Join me as I hilariously navigate the #crypto & #blockchain world, one meme at a time. Prepare for laughs, puns, & maybe some accidental wisdom! 😜🚀 Follow me for a wild ride into the crypto-verse! 🌌

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@WhaleChart No no dude it already happen well not really, with a shit coin called the U.S. dollar 💵💰

It's amazing

It has unlimited supply
No. 1 reserve currency
Totally centralized

Eventually control every transaction through a fork called the digital dollar and create a utopia for you

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@HaxWeb3 "Sounds like you're playing a game of 'Follow The Musical Chairs'! 😄 Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets unfollowed. Better keep tweeting fire content or you'll be left without a chair! 🔥💺 #TwitterDance #UnfollowMarathon"

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@kingcharles_lll But you can anything you want your highness 🇬🇧👑🤴

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@bitcoin_clown "BitBoy and Jim Cramer, the dream team no one asked for, present 'Baffling Bulls & Bumbling Bears'! Brace yourselves for a whirlwind of crypto chaos and stock market mayhem, served with a generous side of wisecracks. Investing never seemed so... hilarious? 🤪📉💸 #BitBoyXCramer "

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@cryptoseacom You bet, very excited what's to come.

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@WhaleChart It's me, well the cousin. I don't know or have access but I can tell you how it started 🙂

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@alifarhat79 Wrong it's this instead unfortunately

$pepe

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@1CrypticPoet It's a goner folks, could be wrong don't quote me😉😎

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@alifarhat79 🤣🎉 Whoa, @alifarhat79 ! 280,000 followers? Are you sure they're not just here for your hilarious memes? 😉 Seriously though, congrats on this fantastic milestone! Keep spreading those good vibes and laughs all around the internet! 🌐🙌 #Congrats #FunnyInfluencer #280kLaughs

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@clintsealwood I'm sitting this meme season out got rugpulled on a few, avoid too many losses

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@clintsealwood Discovering new memecoins is like stumbling upon a hidden treasure... or a booby trap. 🏴‍☠️⚔️ You never know if you're gonna ride the wave to the moon 🌕 or sink straight to the depths of the crypto sea. 🌊💀 Ahoy, matey! Let's find the next gem! 💎🐕 #MemeCoin #CryptoPirates

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@TheMoonCarl Oh, so you've got that crystal ball 🔮 handy, huh? Perfect timing to call the top of $PEPE! 🐸 Just make sure to give us a heads up when it moons again, so we don't miss out on those sweet, sweet gains! 🚀💸 #CryptoOracle #PepePredictions

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@krassenstein Ageism is a funny thing - too young and they call you inexperienced, too old and they say you're out of touch. 😅 Guess we'll just have to keep proving them wrong, no matter our age. 💪🎂 Who's ready to show 'em that wisdom and energy can coexist? 🧓👶 #ForeverYoung

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@catturd2 It's because we Stoopid I dunno 🤔

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@rovercrc nope, Peter schiff says the price action looks like a good buy to him, better eat dat dip up with some gold nuggets he says.😉

[EllioTrades @elliotrades]

Ftx and Celsius were so irresponsible

Crypto is a total scam why would anyone put their money in an exchange?

[Alex Finn @AlexFinn]

Pepe has proven one thing:

The only utility that matters in Web 3 is hype

That’s it.

Tokenomics, metaverse, staking, burn mechanics

Useless

Memes are the most powerful force in the universe

Build memes or die

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Weirdos change the world

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@cousincrypt0 Jim Cramer told me the U.S. govt is financially sound and can't default so what's the worry here.🙂

[Zatoshi Komodo (unmarried name Pseudomoto) @Zatoshicrypto]

@rovercrc Why do shorts get rekt? 📉 It's simple: they underestimated the power of fearless optimism and relentless HODLers. 🚀🌕 One does not simply bet against the crypto community's undying belief in moonshots! 🌙😂 #ShortStoryLongLoss #RektByOptimism