Zestée Lauder

As long as there is McDonalds WiFi I shall not be silenced

[carlo @filmedpasta]

I just know the waveform for this looks like a big fat rectangle

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

This reminded me of when I was in first year university and a guy in my lecture earnestly believed it was a little known fact that brides wear white dresses at their weddings to symbolize purity. Christopher Columbus ass mentality.

[Gnoc @Gnoc290438]

@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

a woman at the grocery store told me she loved watching me on top model when she was 5.

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

Her lawyer absolutely told her that she needs to stop driving drunk on camera and she decided to cut out the on camera part.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Liz is OUT from the next season of #RHORI!

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

As demonic as this pairing is, they truly could not be more perfect for one another. Awful people deserve to date other awful people! 💕

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 EXCLUSIVE: Jussie Smollett debuts new romance with "Queer Eye" star Karamo Brown. https://t.co/Txn0S98mFy

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

Her career fascinates me. She put out an outstanding album at the peak of Covid and was unable to promote it any other way than being chronically online which eventually Icarused her and immiserated her cool factor. Her legacy is married to the pandemic.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Rina Sawayama reveals she has recorded 40-50 songs for her upcoming album, which is expected to drop at some point this year.

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

@BravoBadGirl Ashley gives very Cynthia energy in early RHOA. A sweet little palette cleanser from all of the insanity of the rest of the group. Jared too does a good job of not fading into the background but not trying to be a scene stealer either. Cute couple 💕

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

Whoever decided to premier this on pride weekend when gay guys are all busy getting drunk and having orgies did not think this through

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SUPERGIRL’ opens with $38M domestically.

• Lower opening weekend than ‘Morbius’ and ‘The Marvels’.

Read our review: https://t.co/FHFT0MsgiL

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

@Gus_JordM The dancer holding in his laughter…

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

@swimtoslaughter @keaaaaley This was the last award of the night…

[don @katelosten]

2015 really felt like that

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

@keaaaaley Speaking on one’s behalf based on your projections of their ethos is the same thing done when either in a generous or ungenerous way. More alike than you think, whether you like to believe it or not.

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

@keaaaaley Look at your initial tweet. Is that you not speaking on Gaga’s behalf as though you know her personally?

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

@keaaaaley False equivalency. Two different women with two different minds and personalities.

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

@keaaaaley Is it?

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

zionists love to be like "i saw a guy who was an antizionist and i geared up for a violent attack. didn't end up happening, but i did imagine it"

[Neil @damnn_neil]

Gay guys whom no one wants to fuck fighting for gay rights is the level of kindness I aspire to have.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Whether we like it or not he is the closest thing we have to a modern day Truman Capote

[Zestée Lauder @zestyjesse]

@RichyrichX20 Those are called metamours. It’s actually very simple and your description is not hard to misinterpret. Lmao