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[Irlandarra @aldamu_jo]

Sudanese influencer Amjad Al-Nour drops a viral satirical song, pretending to be Israel’s “sugar daddy,” sending cash, spreading fake news, and using veto power to save them.

The fact that it’s all true is the most embarrassing part

[Timothy @fwtimini]

I gatekeep my personality. You don't get to see the real me until I get comfortable with you.

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

I have a terrible habit of leaving things unsaid for the sake of peace.

[Zoe ☆ @Babystar44_]

Whatsapp people need to understand that these “😭😭😭” are not crying emojis.

[𝕽𝖆𝖏𝖆 @rajagotbandz]

Do yall ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off

[old toons @oldtoons_]

Why do you think these cartoons never showed the faces of adults?

[Dr. Yousef 🇵🇸 @yousef_ki1]

Let’s break the algorithm — reply with a dot.

[Salahu @salahudeen33]

A Scary Surah Which Captures the Reality of Life

[Timothy @fwtimini]

Some Twitter users don’t even tweet, they just retweet, laugh, and have fun.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

The reason you don’t have the skills you need is because you’re unwilling to suck for as long as it takes to get good.

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Get on with your life. Don’t worry about what others are doing; it’s none of your business. Let people do what they have to do. Set up your own boundaries & respect other people’s markers as well. It’s a much needed skill.

[Cameron @thecammyc]

*Looking at code I wrote a while ago*

Bro, what am I looking at?! Who wrote this BS?!

[Fatima Saleh @Meenerl4]

"If you knew how Allah deals with your affairs for you, your heart would break out of love for Him."

— Imam Shafi

[𐌔†ac𐌊z @_STACKZINC]

I don’t know how to explain it, but i’m a very hardworking lazy person.

[Rounak @_rounak01]

Do you whisper ''please work'' before running your code?🙃

[Eleftheria Batsou @BatsouElef]

Do you talk to your computer? 😁💻

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

A lot of magic happens after you realize that most achievements in life are just numbers games and the number of times you’re willing to try again is higher than everyone else’s.